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i cant believe what just happened im so totally fucked

  1. #81
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Oh he would, because he's a pedo.

    look at you talking shit; you are genetic garbage and are a degenerate.
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  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc i mean i know that aint getting me off the hook but it definitely makes more sense when i think about it.

    Right like how you could tape a nipple to the front of your cock and push it in a kids face and they'd start sucking it instinctively for milk purposes
  3. #83
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just say you were trying to kiss her on the cheek but you were high on meth and your body went for the tongue by accident
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  4. #84
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Right like how you could tape a nipple to the front of your cock and push it in a kids face and they'd start sucking it instinctively for milk purposes

    confidence implies firsthand experience



    how long did it take you to realise it wasn't a real nipple
  5. #85
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Narc you know what im thinking? thats not the first time that kid has kissed someone like that. like she immediately started kissing me back and knew exactly what she was doing. if you were 8 and had never made out with anybody like that before and somebody just kissed you without warning you just wouldn't know wtf to do, would you?

    i got a strange feeling that girl was planning on kissing me the whole time there. i keep thinking the way her face was getting closer to mine right before it happened.

    Yeah

    That 8 yr old really violated you huh

    And her mother left her with a man high on meth?
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  6. #86
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i dunno this whole thing is flipping me out big time its fucking crazy as fuck. im downing some xannax and getting some sleep. still can't believe this shit happebed.
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  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra confidence implies firsthand experience



    how long did it take you to realise it wasn't a real nipple

    Not long enough, I can tell you that much. *HEARTY KNEE SLAP*
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  8. #88
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 he hallucinated the whole thing
  9. #89
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    where did you kiss her lol

    which lips THE MOUTH RIGHT
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  10. #90
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Not long enough, I can tell you that much. *HEARTY KNEE SLAP*

    no milk for babby
  11. #91
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    im pretty sure 8 year olds dont make out with each other so im seriously thinking this girl has been abused by somebody like before tonight. as in by someone else. i mean if that is the case and this kid has come at me as a result of what somebody else has previously done to her, doesn't that kinda make me at least not the worst bad guy here? dunno if that actually makes any sense to anyone or if you get what i mean
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  12. #92
    bigthink victim of incest
    just say it was a prank bro
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  13. #93
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Narc im pretty sure 8 year olds dont make out with each other so im seriously thinking this girl has been abused by somebody like before tonight. as in by someone else. i mean if that is the case and this kid has come at me as a result of what somebody else has previously done to her, doesn't that kinda make me at least not the worst bad guy here? dunno if that actually makes any sense to anyone or if you get what i mean

    if you interfered with her previously, leading her to expect that sort of behaviour from you and just don't remember it, how much worse would that make it
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  14. #94
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Narc im pretty sure 8 year olds dont make out with each other so im seriously thinking this girl has been abused by somebody like before tonight. as in by someone else. i mean if that is the case and this kid has come at me as a result of what somebody else has previously done to her, doesn't that kinda make me at least not the worst bad guy here? dunno if that actually makes any sense to anyone or if you get what i mean

    Well you could do the right thing and fess up to the cops, get ahead of this, and tell them that because of the way it played out you're worried she's been abused in the past.
  15. #95
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Narc im pretty sure 8 year olds dont make out with each other so im seriously thinking this girl has been abused by somebody like before tonight. as in by someone else. i mean if that is the case and this kid has come at me as a result of what somebody else has previously done to her, doesn't that kinda make me at least not the worst bad guy here? dunno if that actually makes any sense to anyone or if you get what i mean

    when i was that age i was already sexually active but i never kissed someone. also wtf lol im just drunk and trolling but your being weird lol
  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by bigthink just say it was a prank bro



    ahead of the game
  17. #97
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the only proof shes been abused is that you abused her.
  18. #98
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if your meek sexual tendencies (the kiss) actually brought to light much worse? Yes. What do you morally do you have to turn yourself in.
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  19. #99
    Ughh but pedophilia is sexy because the discourse is sticku taboo thread, but having sex with a child is not sexy, its sex

    I wrote about how this premise manifests itself around hydromorphones' series of life decisions for a few pages in my essay because she makes a good example and the other dopewhores I know don't actually solicit themselves.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    tell her you'll give her some H if she doesn't say anything
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