For $500,000, would you let someone piss & shit all over your face?

1. 2019-10-06 at 3:30 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Wut do u say?
2. 2019-10-06 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   yes and its my future wife. we buy a big house and rent rooms out to all the NEETS of nis whose parents finally kicked them to the curb and hopefully we can get enough rent from their government checks combined to pay someone to run that place, live somewhere else, and have an infinite money machine
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3. 2019-10-09 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks?
4. 2019-10-09 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I would for a million. But I was actually thinking about something similar to this last night. Like a game show called "the shit show" where you have to run naked through a maze throwing feces at your opponents like its dodge ball or something for the prize.
   
   
5. 2019-10-09 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III yes and its my future wife. we buy a big house and rent rooms out to all the NEETS of nis whose parents finally kicked them to the curb and hopefully we can get enough rent from their government checks combined to pay someone to run that place, live somewhere else, and have an infinite money machine

   
   you're a true humanitarian, I would call that house, THE TEMPLE
6. 2019-10-09 at 3:28 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm imagining a vice article called "I let a billionaire piss and shit on me for $500,000" that features the non disclosure agreement they made them sign
7. 2019-10-09 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   only if it was a Japanese woman
8. 2019-10-09 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yes. What kind of a stupid question is this? I pity the fool that would give up that money because eww something is really gross for a few minutes wahhhh
9. 2019-10-09 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Fuck no.
10. 2019-10-09 at 8:18 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes. What kind of a stupid question is this? I pity the fool that would give up that money because eww something is really gross for a few minutes wahhhh

    
    Pride?
11. 2019-10-09 at 9:29 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WellHung Pride?

    
    Lol. 2
12. 2019-10-09 at 12:11 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Yes. That’s a lotta money for zero work (I was gonna shower anyway)
13. 2019-10-09 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    If it's a woman and she's hot