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  1. #61
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Yes I do.

    You're a dumb gay

    then tell me what a slampig is. I don't know a single straight guy that doesn't like slampig action, maybe you're the one thats gay? hmmmm?!
  2. #62
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby then tell me what a slampig is. I don't know a single straight guy that doesn't like slampig action, maybe you're the one thats gay? hmmmm?!

    The old adage

    "Fat girls are fun to ride. But like mopeds, I would never be caught on one"

    You could replace moped with the Disney tea cup ride or anything else deemed embarrassing like
  3. #63
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania The old adage

    "Fat girls are fun to ride. But like mopeds, I would never be caught on one"

    You could replace moped with the Disney tea cup ride or anything else deemed embarrassing like

    See again you don't know what you're talking about. Sure a fat bitch could be a slampig but not all slampigs are fat.
  4. #64
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Type any word...
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    Slam Pig
    slam-pig noun
    A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually characterized by her finding great pleasure in being fucked roughly or ‘slammed’. The reference to the word ‘pig’ in this term is often mistaken as meaning that the woman is overweight, but it actually refers to the glutinous nature in which she engages in sex and often hints at her eagerness to swallow seminal fluid.
    "Hey, can you move your bed away from the wall the next time Evie comes over? The wall was shaking so hard I though my bookshelf would fall over."

    "Sorry about that. I tried to slow things down, but she's a real slam pig."
    by Don Alphonse January 16, 2014


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    slam pig
    a fat drunken whore, muffin tops leaking over her belt, titties falling out of her shirt, who loves to get plowed. the type of girl you who makes you throw up in your mouth when you realize where you stuck your dick the night before.
    check out Smoltz and that slam pig - she's dying for some cock and he's clearly shitfaced enough to give it to her.
    by Dexter St. Jacques November 06, 2007

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    slam pig
    a girl that is such a slut and has been fucked so many times, that most men realize she has some kind of venereal diease and decide not to go near her
    The bitch is such a slam pig, i'm not going near her she'll give me siphilis or something
    by MattfromthePLY March 14, 2006


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    slam pig
    A girl who is about average looking that likes to have random sexual encounters with many guys when she gets drunk. She loves to hook up, give blowjobs, and essentially get railed. This type of girl is every guy's perfect woman because she won't constantly call you, and won't blow your spot. Directions for using a slam pig: talk to her, smash that ass, and kick her out. She'll love it.

    That slam pig will bang anyone.
    by slamking April 13, 2008

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    slam-pig
    A female with a healthy sexual appetite, A whore, A slut.
    That slam pig gave VD to every guy on campus!
    by J.P April 04, 2004


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    Slam Pig
    An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure
  5. #65
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    In a way I was right cause you love fucking fat sloppy whorish women and not gorgeous ones
  6. #66
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania In a way I was right cause you love fucking fat sloppy whorish women and not gorgeous ones

    Actually you weren't..
  7. #67
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM >filed for bankruptcy 7 times


    tactical bankruptcies arent the same as actual bankruptcies.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #68
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I made this for class tomorrow to put it in the zine to feature my own art. What do you gonts think? I call it cosmicgoria.

  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I made this for class tomorrow to put it in the zine to feature my own art. What do you gonts think? I call it cosmicgoria.


    The Lurking Spider
  10. #70
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ The Lurking Spider

    i thought it was more of an alien. but thats cool that you got that out of it. thats what i like about being an artist and abstract art.
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It kind of looks like crab, too.

    "Venereal Disease Awaits"
  12. #72
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ It kind of looks like crab, too.

    "Venereal Disease Awaits"

    spooky, i just looked up genital crabs on google images and evidently they can get on your eyelashes lol
  13. #73
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. I've heard that. I think we already have a bunch of mites that live in our eyebrows and eyelashes anyway, which is also funny. They just chill with us all day every day and we never even acknowledge the cute little fellas.
  14. #74
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Haha. I've heard that. I think we already have a bunch of mites that live in our eyebrows and eyelashes anyway, which is also funny. They just chill with us all day every day and we never even acknowledge the cute little fellas.

    thats so creepy. ever seen 'spider mites' you know like spiders that hang out on weed? I was smoking some weed my friend grew one time and i was like wtf there webbing on here and a little flea looking thing and he was like ahhh its just a spider mite, i just smoke them. and so i smoked a spider

    on tc once early in the morning when i got off work i was talking to gaythrax on cam and a fucking huge roach fell on my head and i flipped severely. fucking creepy crawlers eeee eeeeee!

    another time when I was like six years old I had a tool box with all my batmane and ninja turtle action figures in it and I saw a spider out side and thru my toy box on it to kill it and its abdomen and exo skeleton exploded and a million little spider babies ran out wren.. I screamed and ran to the side of the yard to go out the gate and i opened up the gate and a butterfly flew up to me and i was in such a heightened state of fear I screamed and punched the butterfly and it died, its stuck with me for years
  15. #75
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats so creepy. ever seen 'spider mites' you know like spiders that hang out on weed? I was smoking some weed my friend grew one time and i was like wtf there webbing on here and a little flea looking thing and he was like ahhh its just a spider mite, i just smoke them. and so i smoked a spider

    on tc once early in the morning when i got off work i was talking to gaythrax on cam and a fucking huge roach fell on my head and i flipped severely. fucking creepy crawlers eeee eeeeee!

    another time when I was like six years old I had a tool box with all my batmane and ninja turtle action figures in it and I saw a spider out side and thru my toy box on it to kill it and its abdomen and exo skeleton exploded and a million little spider babies ran out wren.. I screamed and ran to the side of the yard to go out the gate and i opened up the gate and a butterfly flew up to me and i was in such a heightened state of fear I screamed and punched the butterfly and it died, its stuck with me for years

    It's a shame that u dont feel equally bad about killing rat snakes, doug.
  16. #76
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd call it "Frog River"
  17. #77
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd call it "Frog River"

    how did you get that, just out of curiosity
  18. #78
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how did you get that, just out of curiosity

    Look at the artwork again.
  19. #79
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I did this one when I was 17, I actually painted it. The prior one I did on my lappy.

  20. #80
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Look at the artwork again.

    I mean I guess.. but thats cool that you see that unless you're just trollin me lol
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