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2019-10-04 at 7:54 AM UTC
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2019-10-04 at 8:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby then tell me what a slampig is. I don't know a single straight guy that doesn't like slampig action, maybe you're the one thats gay? hmmmm?!
The old adage
"Fat girls are fun to ride. But like mopeds, I would never be caught on one"
You could replace moped with the Disney tea cup ride or anything else deemed embarrassing like -
2019-10-04 at 8:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania The old adage
"Fat girls are fun to ride. But like mopeds, I would never be caught on one"
You could replace moped with the Disney tea cup ride or anything else deemed embarrassing like
See again you don't know what you're talking about. Sure a fat bitch could be a slampig but not all slampigs are fat. -
2019-10-04 at 8:14 AM UTCType any word...
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Slam Pig
slam-pig noun
A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually characterized by her finding great pleasure in being fucked roughly or ‘slammed’. The reference to the word ‘pig’ in this term is often mistaken as meaning that the woman is overweight, but it actually refers to the glutinous nature in which she engages in sex and often hints at her eagerness to swallow seminal fluid.
"Hey, can you move your bed away from the wall the next time Evie comes over? The wall was shaking so hard I though my bookshelf would fall over."
"Sorry about that. I tried to slow things down, but she's a real slam pig."
by Don Alphonse January 16, 2014
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slam pig
a fat drunken whore, muffin tops leaking over her belt, titties falling out of her shirt, who loves to get plowed. the type of girl you who makes you throw up in your mouth when you realize where you stuck your dick the night before.
check out Smoltz and that slam pig - she's dying for some cock and he's clearly shitfaced enough to give it to her.
by Dexter St. Jacques November 06, 2007
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slam pig
a girl that is such a slut and has been fucked so many times, that most men realize she has some kind of venereal diease and decide not to go near her
The bitch is such a slam pig, i'm not going near her she'll give me siphilis or something
by MattfromthePLY March 14, 2006
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slam pig
A girl who is about average looking that likes to have random sexual encounters with many guys when she gets drunk. She loves to hook up, give blowjobs, and essentially get railed. This type of girl is every guy's perfect woman because she won't constantly call you, and won't blow your spot. Directions for using a slam pig: talk to her, smash that ass, and kick her out. She'll love it.
That slam pig will bang anyone.
by slamking April 13, 2008
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slam-pig
A female with a healthy sexual appetite, A whore, A slut.
That slam pig gave VD to every guy on campus!
by J.P April 04, 2004
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Slam Pig
An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure -
2019-10-04 at 8:35 AM UTCIn a way I was right cause you love fucking fat sloppy whorish women and not gorgeous ones
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2019-10-04 at 8:44 AM UTC
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2019-10-04 at 10:30 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-06 at 6:16 PM UTCI made this for class tomorrow to put it in the zine to feature my own art. What do you gonts think? I call it cosmicgoria.
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2019-10-06 at 6:33 PM UTCIt kind of looks like crab, too.
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2019-10-06 at 6:36 PM UTC
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2019-10-06 at 6:39 PM UTCHaha. I've heard that. I think we already have a bunch of mites that live in our eyebrows and eyelashes anyway, which is also funny. They just chill with us all day every day and we never even acknowledge the cute little fellas.
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2019-10-06 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Haha. I've heard that. I think we already have a bunch of mites that live in our eyebrows and eyelashes anyway, which is also funny. They just chill with us all day every day and we never even acknowledge the cute little fellas.
thats so creepy. ever seen 'spider mites' you know like spiders that hang out on weed? I was smoking some weed my friend grew one time and i was like wtf there webbing on here and a little flea looking thing and he was like ahhh its just a spider mite, i just smoke them. and so i smoked a spider
on tc once early in the morning when i got off work i was talking to gaythrax on cam and a fucking huge roach fell on my head and i flipped severely. fucking creepy crawlers eeee eeeeee!
another time when I was like six years old I had a tool box with all my batmane and ninja turtle action figures in it and I saw a spider out side and thru my toy box on it to kill it and its abdomen and exo skeleton exploded and a million little spider babies ran out wren.. I screamed and ran to the side of the yard to go out the gate and i opened up the gate and a butterfly flew up to me and i was in such a heightened state of fear I screamed and punched the butterfly and it died, its stuck with me for years -
2019-10-06 at 6:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats so creepy. ever seen 'spider mites' you know like spiders that hang out on weed? I was smoking some weed my friend grew one time and i was like wtf there webbing on here and a little flea looking thing and he was like ahhh its just a spider mite, i just smoke them. and so i smoked a spider
on tc once early in the morning when i got off work i was talking to gaythrax on cam and a fucking huge roach fell on my head and i flipped severely. fucking creepy crawlers eeee eeeeee!
another time when I was like six years old I had a tool box with all my batmane and ninja turtle action figures in it and I saw a spider out side and thru my toy box on it to kill it and its abdomen and exo skeleton exploded and a million little spider babies ran out wren.. I screamed and ran to the side of the yard to go out the gate and i opened up the gate and a butterfly flew up to me and i was in such a heightened state of fear I screamed and punched the butterfly and it died, its stuck with me for years
It's a shame that u dont feel equally bad about killing rat snakes, doug. -
2019-10-06 at 6:57 PM UTCI'd call it "Frog River"
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2019-10-06 at 7:09 PM UTCI did this one when I was 17, I actually painted it. The prior one I did on my lappy.
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