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  1. Glad you're back, LEET. I thought slamming grams of T-PAIN gel got you.

    Kimbo vs Dada. Best fight ever? What's your expert opinion?
    My veins are teflon coated titanium. Seriously though, I stopped shooting T-PAIN, I went through 51-52g by plugging it. At the end I was shitting what looked to be hot glue. No smell or color, just a jelly/plastic-y clear goop.

    That fight was painful to watch. It was like watching two down syndrome kids duke it out. I am honestly surprised only one of them had a heart attack. The Shammy/Gracie fight wasn't much better. I wanted Shamrock to finally win but Royce had to kick him in the jediels.

    The best fight ever will be McGregor v. Diaz. The shit talking yesterday at the media conference was great. I'm a huge Diaz brothers fan, so I'm hoping Nate'll be at least competitive (I realize he won't win but it would be amazing if he did).
  2. Pauly Roger Yung Blood
    Does anyone still have the kek cam gifs of kreepy k on her period fingering herself ?
  3. The press conference was great. I loved the look of the juiced up security dudes in the back when Nate brought up steroids.

    "I don't give a fuck!" "I don't give a fuck, either!". That's the tagline of the fight. Haha. I didn't get the Mystic Mac at first but now I love him. He really runs the game. A plumber from Ireland.

    The fight will be great. I hope they really throw down with lots of taunting and shit in the ring.
  4. Hey Lanny, why aren't PMs working?

    Edit: Aaron Paul is doing an AMA right now and this really hit me like a punch in the gut. Butch and I have been having problems lately, which turned me into a shitbag again. I finally stopped using it as an excuse to get high and stopped with the T-PAIN again. I still need to quit smoking cigarettes and being self-destructive.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/47lwuw/whats_up_reddit_its_aaron_paul_back_for_my_second/d0duzre
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Still no soreness. Cool! I think I've developed a permanent immunity. Nearly completely sedentary for almost a year after last lifting weights. Seems I'm a hard gainer, but hard loser as well. I would have expected the pain to be killing me after that.

    Also, slept about 16 hours yesterday. The Nardil + NSI-189 seemed to do something. I had extremely vivid dreams, relative to the norm. Normally I either don't dream, or they're incredibly mundane and uninteresting, bland in terms of realism and general emotion, and unmemorable. I wonder what it would do to someone who dreams normally, if they experience this effect.

    Only fun part was some hot sex dreams involving my sister; definitely received a significant testosterone boost from the regional park ordeal (sunlight + physical activity) based on behavioral correlations. Other than that, had some disturbing moments. Makes me wonder whether it is possible to have a DMT trip in your sleep, which McKenna mentioned, along with other people online who may have been unaware of that (it was a short moment in an hour+ long talk), or if it really is released during REM phases, as has been speculated, and may sometimes occur in greater quantities than usual.

    Had repeated instances of false awakenings, which felt real. Had one moment where I had sleep paralysis in the dream and then felt like I may have been having a seizure or stroke, but without any violent physical movements. I remember that the vision from my right eye only became distorted, I'm not sure how to describe it, but it was somewhat orderly and colorful, reminded me of DMT, and remained consistent. In the dream state this felt like it was actually occurring to me and my brain may have become permanently fucked up; not fun. Not sure what else may have occurred that I've forgotten, but that was an interesting moment.

    Also being smart and won't discuss anything business related, but I may have found a very good opportunity. Found some interesting information about possible differences due to source origin of the material, which seems to be in my favor. Ordered a sample to test and see if it's suitable, but if it is and this works out:

  6. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    All my work is slow as fuck, tying to plan a new business venture. I'd like to make round 10k in the next 3 months.

    Just got back from vacation in south fl, was fun
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Found these while hiking: http://i.imgur.com/6YidQSI.jpg

    Oysters are tasty. Those, along with chanterelles, king boletes, lion's mane, and black trumpets are the only ones worth eating in the bay area. Makes hikes more interesting. It's like a game, try to find places where they might grow, spot and retrieve them (These were in an awkward spot, had to move some dead branches out of the way and crouch under, wasn't sure I'd be able to reach them). Mycology used to be one of my interests. There's the whole recurrent aspie obsession thing, except I've never been a monomaniac and have been more of a pragmatist, having no interest in shit like train schedules (I'm not that autistic).

    Was hoping this would be something more interesting. It's huge, about 12 inches across. Found two others like it, smaller ones. Probably one of these, which I don't want to eat. Looks different from usual, which threw me off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalotus_olivascens

    http://i.imgur.com/TevF9A4.jpg

    Something relevant I mentioned before:

    Talent in autism: hyper-systemizing, hyper-attention to detail and sensory hypersensitivity
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2677592/

    Participants were administered the Freiburg Visual Acuity and Contrast Test, a standardized optometric test that uses the Landholt-C optotype (Bertone et al. 2003). The gaps in the C-shape range from 0.4 to 25 mm and appear in one of four positions: up; down; left; or right. Participants sat at a fixed distance of 60 cm from the computer screen and identified the location of the ‘missing’ part of the C-shaped stimulus by selecting one of four arrow keys on the keyboard. Participants had 3 s to respond on each of the 150 trials. The results generated a Snellen decimal, where a value of 1.0 represents ‘normal’ 20 : 20 vision (Heaton et al. 2008). A score of 20 : 10 is regarded as excellent vision, and means an object normally detected at 10 feet can be detected at 20 feet. Thus, Snellen values above 1.0 represent increasingly accurate vision, and values below 1.0 represent worse vision. The ASC group scored a mean acuity measure of 2.79 (s.d.=±0.37), which was significantly better than the control group mean of 1.44 (s.d.=±0.26), t(40)=4.63; p<0.001. The Snellen score of 2.79 for the ASC group represents acuity 2.79 times better than normal, and translates to vision of 20 : 7. This approaches the range reported for birds of prey.

    Theoretically Aspies would make the best hunters, trackers, anything requiring high visual acquity. Tempted to make a post about this at The Shroomery, they may be interested in this, and people on the spectrum are bound to be over represented there, in some areas.

    Something that came to mind. With one of these you wouldn't even need to carry water: http://www.rei.com/product/830745/ka...o-water-enhancement

    Living off the land is a fantasy, at least in this modern age and in the vast majority of areas. But if you stashed a bunch of dehydrated food up there, which you could bring on a bike trailer, maybe even brought along a solar panel charger, you could (illegally) camp out for pretty long stretches of time without a problem, if you wanted to, and would have a pretty light amount of weight to carry.

    I think I'm going to make going to a regional park a weekly thing, for well-being. Just have to avoid the mentality that's it futile, repetitive, meaningless.

    I'm also considering going back to a standing desk setup and using an idea I had before, standing in (clean, of course) cat litter box or other container filled with (clean) cat litter or other rough material to accelerate the toughening of the skin. Human soles can become incredibly tough, it's how we managed before shoes. Mine are still tough enough that I didn't develop any blisters or other problems despite the rough trails with my extremely thin Vapor Gloves (5.5mm soles, natural compression from weight/force makes it even smaller). Shoes are a hassle, they slip, can slip off (fuck hiking boots), get muddy and wet etc. There's nothing sharp enough that you need to worry about once you reach a certain point, trust me. My goal is to be able to run through there at top speed barefoot, wearing only a wold headdress and shorts to freak people out, dashing away to avoid any I came across.

  8. Kek Houston
    In space, no one can hear you synth

  9. Kek Houston
    Real. Nigga. Shit.
  10. Kek Houston
    This guy stole the retarded thread.

    http://notkill.me/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1
  11. I want a fur like that. Maybe a bear, too. Some Gorilla hands hanging from my belt. Tusks as jedielery. Good stuff.
  12. ITT: Malice becomes a bird of prey
  13. Only fun part was some hot sex dreams involving my sister; definitely received a significant testosterone boost from the regional park ordeal (sunlight + physical activity) based on behavioral correlations.
    Bro... Is she hot at least?
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, have you heard if this?

    http://folsomstreetfoundry.com/events/

    http://www.yelp.com/biz/folsom-stree...-san-francisco

    https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1ytrzx/hey_rgaming_we_partnered_with_a_bar_in_sf_to_make/

    It sounds like exactly what I've been looking for.
  15. I'd let Kyra Gracie leg triangle choke me out cold just so I could smell her fart. I wouldn't mind letting her mount and deliver some ground and pound if you know what I mean. Also something, something rear naked.

  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    All my work is slow as fuck, tying to plan a new business venture. I'd like to make round 10k in the next 3 months.

    Just got back from vacation in south fl, was fun

    I think I've found something relatively safe and simple to start off with that should pull in at least 10K net a month and could launch within a month or two.

    From an outsider perspective, I wouldn't blame them on not counting on it based on my past history. You would ask, "Well, if you're smart enough to pull off something that brings in this much income, why didn't you do it before?"

    Honestly, I was a fucking mess and didn't realize what was occurring, there were just all these things I hadn't come to terms with, then there was the 2 year period of being suicidal and at the maximum level of depression (I definitely feel distinctly different and worse than before that breakdown).

    It seems absurd to go from hikki on welfare, with my history, to that right off the bat, but if you're willing to break the law and have the right factors. Find an opportunity with high profits, research, know what you need to do at every step, and understanding human psychology, marketing, business strategy etc., definitely helps; having that aspie characteristic that let's you obsess and hyper-systemize, take in tons of information, about whatever you're going into.

    If I can go from literally nothing to that, I'm going to be pretty proud of myself and the income and confidence boost, being able to honestly say I made it, will help me get out and start learning how to actually live life. I'd definitely be doing a hell of a lot better than the vast majority of people my age, it's not like the competition is much, but in terms of actual life experience, I can't deny I'm at the bottom of that and money won't change the past.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    So I've been in this rehab program (drug court is the actual term) and have 44 AA meetings I have to attend. I'm on 32 right now and it seems like I'm the only one who wasn't been touched by a supernatural force or learned anything from being punished. I haven't drank in seven months not because of some epiphany but because they are so up my ass I'd probably get caught and be in this stupid shit even longer than the required nine months. I think Bradley B started going but I don't know what ever happened with that/him...Most people are pretty level headed surprisingly but there's an occasional cringe worthy faggot who talks about the walls talking to him(this isn't seen as insane for some reason) and being blessed with divine grace etc etc.. Am I really being that overboard thinking it's just a bunch of people who used to drink years ago and have absolutely nothing better to do than go to an AA meeting 5 times a week?
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm wanting to market a new type of nootropic combined with meth. I'm thinking something along the lines of 50-75mg meth with 200-300mg Phenylpiracetam, maybe some beta/choline thrown in with black pepper extract. I would market it as a work aid rather than recreational use..maybe something you pop in the morning when you're lacking sleep..

    Have fun selling excitotoxicity induced apoptosis to your customers, if you don't know what that means stop what you are doing right now.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Only fun part was some hot sex dreams involving my sister

    Bonus points for incest, also last you saw your fam was what 10 years ago? How old was she? Double bonus points if 14 or below.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Looking forward to chanterelle hunting. The ones we get here can grow huge: https://www.google.com/search?q=cali...w=1366&bih=667





    Prime edible mushrooms, and expensive per pound if you want to make a bit of extra money. Adds fun to hiking, hunting them down and going way off trail, and you could reasonably make an extra $100 if you don't want to eat them or gather too many to eat.

    Did some research and came across a tip for a good spot to search around in the bay area. We should be getting an extended period of rain beginning March 3 until the 13th. Don't know how much rain is expected, but it's generally a good time to go out and search for edibles 3-5 days after a good rainfall. With this extended period and possible pent up desire to fruit, we could see quite a nice window of opportunity for hunting. I don't want to go when it's raining, so the ideal time would be a break when there's a sunny day, or at least a good break during the day with light rain at best.

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