What's the first thing you stole?

1. 2019-10-04 at 8:36 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by bigthink broke into the back of a couple pharmacies, fucking idiots
   
   god forbid there's any teens here, but if there is take this advice; don't do a shit ton of cough syrup every day when you're 13-14

   
   How's your liver?
2. 2019-10-04 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #82
   

   bigthink victim of incest
   liver and kidneys covered in supposedly "benign" cancer. not sure if related
3. 2019-10-04 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #83
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
   Stacker 2 pills when they still had ephedra in them from Meijer when I was 15, I did 45 days in juvenile detention for that shit.
4. 2019-10-04 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
   I actually stopped stealing from stores after that so I learned my lesson, didn't stop me from robbing houses and people on the street when I got older though.
5. 2019-10-04 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #85
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by bigthink broke into the back of a couple pharmacies, fucking idiots
   
   god forbid there's any teens here, but if there is take this advice; don't do a shit ton of cough syrup every day when you're 13-14

   
   Yeah. That's pretty stupid. I bet it fucked you mentally.
6. 2019-10-05 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #86
   

   bigthink victim of incest

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM Yeah. That's pretty stupid. I bet it fucked you mentally.

   
   i wish i could tell, concussions and years of neglect and social isolation are really what did me in.
   
   now i only find solace in echoes of past events, before all of that.
7. 2019-10-05 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Stacker 2 pills when they still had ephedra in them from Meijer when I was 15, I did 45 days in juvenile detention for that shit.

   
   Fucking rekt. But you never stole again after that so good on you. I've gotten away with stealing so much, even if i were to do some time, which i won't, it will still be a net gain.
8. 2019-10-27 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #88
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Miniature MnMs underneath my shirt as I was walking out at the age of 4.

   
   Priceless.