I have just placed the noose over my neck, let's hope that the rope holds...

1. 2019-10-03 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Goodbye, cruel world.
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   • Rear Naked Joke
2. 2019-10-03 at 10:41 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   Unfortunately it won't and you're full of shit.
3. 2019-10-03 at 10:42 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Are you dead yet?
4. 2019-10-03 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #4
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Bitch you know you ain't gonna miss out on the next batch of Grandma's cookies
5. 2019-10-03 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I txted sherri,, she said it was about time
6. 2019-10-03 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You already made this thread before
7. 2019-10-03 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #7
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I prolly posted the same post in the other one
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8. 2019-10-03 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If not just use a belt and do it from a seated position like Robin Williams.
9. 2019-10-03 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   BYE BITCH
10. 2019-10-03 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Killing yourself with a gun without messing up and becoming retarded and screaming in agony can be difficult i guess. I think shopting from the back of the skull/neck might work better
11. 2019-10-03 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano Killing yourself with a gun without messing up and becoming retarded and screaming in agony can be difficult i guess. I think shopting from the back of the skull/neck might work better

    
    A lot of mob executions were done with a low caliber to the base of the skull to minimize mess.
12. 2019-10-03 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You gotta cut the brainstem, so it seems that aiming at the brainstem would be the most effective way to do that
13. 2019-10-03 at 3:07 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont forget to drift into the sun once you're dead. :)
14. 2019-10-03 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say.
    
    We'll miss him,
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15. 2019-10-03 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #15
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not all martyrs see divinity. Tee hee!
16. 2019-10-03 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Kill yourself fagg— wait, cool.