Using mosquito spray as lube

1. 2019-10-03 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   anal sex takes a long time and makes your fingers smell funny (bonus points if u get a girl to suck on them) and usually you don't have anything handy or at least don't want to feel like a weirdo going to the bathroom to get some shit to stick up a girls ass so the best thing to use is just good ol fashioned pussy juice but usually if she hasn't been gangfucked by 17 niggers everyday of her life from 14-19 (rare breed these days fam) it'll take 5 hours and you'll just wish you were drinking a 4loko with your cat and try again with the next victim you find off a dating site in the great Austin area
   
   6/10 Bill Krozbypost halfway through I realized what I was doing
2. 2019-10-03 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #22
   WellHung Black Hole
   Ur a douchebag, dumpster slut.
3. 2019-10-03 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #23
   zok jr. Houston
   i dont do anal, poop comews from there, gross
4. 2019-10-03 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Sudo anal sex takes a long time and makes your fingers smell funny (bonus points if u get a girl to suck on them) and usually you don't have anything handy or at least don't want to feel like a weirdo going to the bathroom to get some shit to stick up a girls ass so the best thing to use is just good ol fashioned pussy juice but usually if she hasn't been gangfucked by 17 niggers everyday of her life from 14-19 (rare breed these days fam) it'll take 5 hours and you'll just wish you were drinking a 4loko with your cat and try again with the next victim you find off a dating site in the great Austin area
   
   6/10 Bill Krozbypost halfway through I realized what I was doing

   
   ur a monster
5. 2019-10-03 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by zok jr. i dont do anal, poop comews from there, gross

   
   sorry but not sorry that you have so many hang ups, your like the kind of gont that when he holds his woman at night and she farts on your dick you get disgusted because of normal bodily functions
   
   you're not the real zok jr are you though? the real jok zr wouldn't be afraid of a little bit of a mess
6. 2019-10-03 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #26
   zok jr. Houston

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry but not sorry that you have so many hang ups, your like the kind of gont that when he holds his woman at night and she farts on your dick you get disgusted because of normal bodily functions
   
   you're not the real zok jr are you though? the real jok zr wouldn't be afraid of a little bit of a mess

   
   i am the real and only jok zr and i am afraid of a mess, at least a stinky one
7. 2019-10-03 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   how big is your beard now?
8. 2019-10-03 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #28
   zok jr. Houston

   Originally posted by Sudo how big is your beard now?

   
   sadly not very
9. 2019-10-03 at 4 AM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by zok jr. sadly not very

   
   Post a picture
10. 2019-10-03 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #30
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Post a picture

    
    You act like a bitch, but you're not a slit, so why would he post a picture for your faggoty ass? You're getting a little too frisky... time to find a girlfried.
11. 2019-10-03 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #31
    zok jr. Houston
    fresh beard pic
    
    having to b old and professional sux
12. 2019-10-03 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    is that picture butthead from bevis and butthed playing the drums on a seadoo in a harbour surrounded by sharks and a mushroom shaped boat car?
    
    Fuck, I thought you were older, you look yung af without a beard
13. 2019-10-03 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #33
    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Sudo is that picture butthead from bevis and butthed playing the drums on a seadoo in a harbour surrounded by sharks and a mushroom shaped boat car?
    
    Fuck, I thought you were older, you look yung af without a beard

    
    i am old im 31 nigga and no its lil pump
14. 2019-10-03 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck I was right about everything but butthead and the drums. I look weathered compared to you nigga by hairline goes back to the dark ages
    
    and little pump is a big faggot
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    • zok jr.
15. 2019-10-03 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #35
    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Sudo Fuck I was right about everything but butthead and the drums. I look weathered compared to you nigga by hairline goes back to the dark ages
    
    and little pump is a big faggot

    
    i lotion up every day buddy, also i seem to have been able to skip the male pattern baldness gene this generation thankfully. doesnt matter though shaved head can look pretty sick too man just gotta rock it. also who are you i dont know anyones new handles
16. 2019-10-03 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by zok jr. fresh beard pic
    
    having to b old and professional sux

    
    I guess you are alive mq relentlessly told me you died in a car accident
17. 2019-10-03 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #37
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by WellHung You act like a bitch, but you're not a slit, so why would he post a picture for your faggoty ass? You're getting a little too frisky… time to find a girlfried.

    
    You mad big bromo?
18. 2019-10-03 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #38
    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I guess you are alive mq relentlessly told me you died in a car accident

    
    yeah someone said that last time i never posted forever back on zoklet or something too lol. i dont even know mq irl or anyone here so idk how they would have insider information
19. 2019-10-03 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by zok jr. i lotion up every day buddy, also i seem to have been able to skip the male pattern abaldness gene this generation thankfully. doesnt matter though shaved head can look pretty sick too man just gotta rock it. also who are you i dont know anyones new handles

    
    I had to add a fucking letter
20. 2019-10-03 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #40
    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Sudo I had to add a fucking letter

    
    what a fun word puzzle