2019-09-23 at 10:39 PM UTC
Seriously not bad, has good glide, nice smell, no bugs
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-09-23 at 10:40 PM UTC
I gotta go the the doctor to figure out what the fuck i did to myaelf
2019-09-23 at 11:09 PM UTC
Well thats not supposed to be put inside anything ya know lol
2019-09-24 at 12:11 AM UTC
It’s pretty silent as well, to avoid loud masturbation
2019-09-24 at 12:13 AM UTC
Giving the term "bug chaser" a new meaning, are we ...
2019-09-25 at 6:33 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Doesnt it, i dunno, sting or something? Or is that part of the appeal?
2019-10-02 at 2:58 AM UTC
yeah i got kinda grimey for a minute
2019-10-02 at 2:59 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
OP USES POO POO IN A BLENDER AS LUBE, QUIT FRONTING CHICKEN
but one time in middle school i was in guitar class and that morning i used crest toothpaste as lube and didn't have time to wash it off as i had already taken a shower... in guitar class this one dude was smiling and sniffing in the air and he's like... "it smeels like salty penis in here.." i was down right floored.. I didn't say jack shit but what was even more weird is that he knows what salty penis smells like.
2019-10-02 at 3:03 AM UTC
Dude, it doesnt matter how clean you are or if you didnt sweat one drippy drip, if you jack and even washrag the penis you WILL smell like dick dock, its stupid
2019-10-02 at 3:18 AM UTC
i never ever use lube.. I have some real lube but I only use that for butt stuff and only sometimes. I dont like how it dries out so fast and then it gets raw quicker for me
2019-10-02 at 4:36 AM UTC
if you shower regularly your dick doesnt really smell like anything
just a tip for yas
2019-10-02 at 4:48 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've used shampoo and st ives and various random hand creams and shit girls have around as lube before
