The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2017-01-11 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #7141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yes
2. 2017-01-11 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #7142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yes
3. 2017-01-11 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #7143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No
4. 2017-01-11 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #7144
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No
5. 2017-01-11 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #7145
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nyeos
6. 2017-01-11 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #7146
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Find a picture of the 30 lb. bathroom boy.
7. 2017-01-11 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #7147
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   tendies
8. 2017-01-11 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #7148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ tendies

   
   Wendy's
9. 2017-01-11 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #7149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like high boiling liquids when I have no pants on, the ultimate rush.
10. 2017-01-11 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #7150
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    
    cia rekt by /pol/

    
    I lol'd last night when I first read that story cos it was so blatantly fake to anyone reading it with half a brain/not brainwashed by gullible lefties. America has a big problem on it's hands, they're guna do anything in their power to stop a democratically elected man taking office, or at least staying in office. I hope you guys rise up and start a civil war when this shit happens
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    • aldra, 
    • Sophie
11. 2017-01-11 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #7151
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ Find a picture of the 30 lb. bathroom boy.

    
    I couldn't find him so this will have to do.
    
    
12. 2017-01-11 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #7152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bling selfie ^
13. 2017-01-11 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #7153
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon got a Kilo of red borneo Crouton on its way here. what do you guys think is the best method of ingesting it? capsules? tea?

    
    caps are ok but the weird fishy taste of gelatin always makes me nauseous if i dont immediately throw them back
    
    tea is just sludge powder if you can stomach it and then brush your teeth with napalm youre good
14. 2017-01-11 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #7154
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Why do people parachute anyway? Why not just pour the powder into a small cup of water or juice and slam it down?

    
    parachuting is fucking stupid
    
    either just take it orally, mix it in some water, or rail it
    
    anything else is gay
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-01-11 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #7155
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Parachuting only good for bundy and DMT
16. 2017-01-11 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #7156
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Parachuting only good for bundy and DMT

    
    just smoke the dmt
17. 2017-01-11 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #7157
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Some people can't handle the taste. I think they are just burning it
18. 2017-01-11 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #7158
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by reject I lol'd last night when I first read that story cos it was so blatantly fake to anyone reading it with half a brain/not brainwashed by gullible lefties. America has a big problem on it's hands, they're guna do anything in their power to stop a democratically elected man taking office, or at least staying in office. I hope you guys rise up and start a civil war when this shit happens

    
    mostly comes down to their economy's reliance on war industries I think - it seems to be the one thing that everyone attacking him benefits from that he intends to tone down
    
    there's another exceprt I have somewhere - the FSB 'dressed him up in pajamas and gave him presents to simulate a child at christmas'. the presents were all bizarre hentai DVDs and he rented out a theatre so he could watch them with a gaggle of prostitutes
19. 2017-01-11 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #7159
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by aldra mostly comes down to their economy's reliance on war industries I think - it seems to be the one thing that everyone attacking him benefits from that he intends to tone down
    
    there's another exceprt I have somewhere - the FSB 'dressed him up in pajamas and gave him presents to simulate a child at christmas'. the presents were all bizarre hentai DVDs and he rented out a theatre so he could watch them with a gaggle of prostitutes

    
    Lmfao.
20. 2017-01-11 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #7160
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra mostly comes down to their economy's reliance on war industries I think - it seems to be the one thing that everyone attacking him benefits from that he intends to tone down
    
    there's another exceprt I have somewhere - the FSB 'dressed him up in pajamas and gave him presents to simulate a child at christmas'. the presents were all bizarre hentai DVDs and he rented out a theatre so he could watch them with a gaggle of prostitutes

    
    Well, you can't accuse whoever makes this shit up of lacking imagination