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1. 2017-01-10 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #7121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   cuuuuuuttteee
2. 2017-01-11 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #7122
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost youve never been to prism??

   
   Just a holding cell in jail. I get kicked out every time I go there.
   
   1st time- 17 years old and I puked all over the wall, table, chair and floor so I was sitting in a corner shivering and I put the blanket over me because puking made me cold. The guard moved me to a new cell and gave me another blanket because I was shivering so much, they let me go a few hours later and bought me 7-11 hot and a coke on the ride home.
   
   2nd time- high on benzos like 5+mg kpin and alcohol I tried to punch a female cop and shit and piss on the floor of the cell and flooded the cell. I also spent a long time punching the metal door as hard as I could until my fists bleed and then they open the viewing slot and yell, but I sucked the blood from my knuckles and spat it on the glass so she couldn't see, ohhh maaaaan were they angry. Since I didn't really do anything they were PISSED at me and kicked me out, the lady legit shoved me out the back door and said "I GOTTA CLEAN THAT UP YOU KNOW!" I asked what time it was and she said "DO YOU WANNA GO BACK IN THERE?" so I walked away
   
   3rd tinne - I got picked up high on weed, lots of booze, cocaine, morphine 30mg ( i snorted several before I went on the walk and ate one)DPH, bundy, MDMA. They questioned me twice and I remember sluring a lot and I also implicated several local marijuana growers in the area and talked shit for a good 30 minutes before they realized I'm fucking insane and they got rid of me.
   
   Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-01-11T00:31:32.662812+00:00
3. 2017-01-11 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #7123
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lucky canada
4. 2017-01-11 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #7124
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Unlucky for any government worker that deals with me.
   
   
   If you tap into the animal inside you life becomes easy.
5. 2017-01-11 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #7125
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   fucs sake
6. 2017-01-11 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #7126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^I like yuor profile pic sir
7. 2017-01-11 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #7127
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   nood am changein it
8. 2017-01-11 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #7128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make me one from my old one
   
   
9. 2017-01-11 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #7129
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   when did my user title change from space nigga? what were they again, i forgot.
10. 2017-01-11 at 12:39 AM UTC

    #7130
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    mebbe
11. 2017-01-11 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #7131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject I wonder what percentage of us here have spent time in a psych ward.
    
    I've only been in one for a night or 2 so I'm not sure if that counts. But clearly, at that moment in time, everyone thought I was crazy enough to need to be there

    
    2 1-week stints in the psych ward here
    
    Went voluntarily but both times they changed it to involuntary, the fuckers.
    
    Because of that though they couldn't hold it against me and I can still have guns lel
12. 2017-01-11 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #7132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon got a Kilo of red borneo Crouton on its way here. what do you guys think is the best method of ingesting it? capsules? tea?

    
    Toss and wash.
    
    It is not that bad.
13. 2017-01-11 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #7133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Clutch I've been to jail (not prison) and a psych ward and jail is much worse. At the psych ward you get awesome food, you can read books, watch tv, play board games, and they have activities that are kind of lame. The company was better at jail though. If you were at a permanent psych ward it might be worse.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Clutch I've been to jail (not prison) and a psych ward and jail is much worse. At the psych ward you get awesome food, you can read books, watch tv, play board games, and they have activities that are kind of lame. The company was better at jail though. If you were at a permanent psych ward it might be worse.

    
    The quality of food definitely depends on the hospital. The first one i went to the food was awesome, the second one not so much
14. 2017-01-11 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #7134
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    
15. 2017-01-11 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #7135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its the taco bell dog.
16. 2017-01-11 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #7136
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    noob how is its a pitbul
17. 2017-01-11 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #7137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I meant these guys , sory
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYUs2UH0SM
18. 2017-01-11 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #7138
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    
    cia rekt by /pol/
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • Sophie, 
    • Brain surgeon
19. 2017-01-11 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #7139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I been reading biz lately. Also I'm unbanned from 4cuck after like 3 years. When I post there I am on my 'best behavior' now
20. 2017-01-11 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #7140
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    12-year-old boy locked in pitch black bathroom for 2 years, found weighing 30 lbs
    http://www.ksl.com/?sid=42828215&nid=148
    
    Sploo, have you ever read stories like this and masturbated? Just curious about the depths of your depravity.