2019-04-12 at 2:57 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Anyone here who's never done time has no idea how much letters mean to people in jail. You'll literally look forward to it all week, shit all month just for a letter from a skank that smells like perfume. Send skanky perfume on any letter you send him.
I will do my best to send you a skanky perfume letter although I live in another country and am unsure of the postage necessary
2019-04-12 at 3:03 AM UTC
Rape someone so you don't look weak
2019-04-12 at 11:03 AM UTC
I'll be sending gay porn mags to him in the hope his cell mate sees him opening his mail.
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2019-04-12 at 11:11 AM UTC
Dammit, he didn’t come back first🥵
2019-04-12 at 6:28 PM UTC
Only been to county lockup once.. on trumped up charges because I was dragged off a train into the outside and instead of putting me back they huddled and then the lady cop sniffs at me and goes.. You been drinking?
lol
It was kind of funny. but it was a shit experience after that. spycho cop bouncing me off the back of the car. Sgt told him to put me in a dry cell in Oakland for the night, let me out at 6am he takes me to Alameda County way the fuck out in Dublin.
Blasting satanic metal :(
plus the flip flops I borrowed broke halfway out the driveway of the jail house and I walked barefooted to the bart train like over a mile away.
2019-04-13 at 1:05 AM UTC
OP is in jail now.
Say something nice.
2019-04-13 at 1:12 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Instigators gonna instigate.
2019-04-14 at 2:40 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Do we write letters about how he's touched our hearts and changed our lives?
FREE INSTIGATOR
fucking trumped up bullshit, he did nothing wrong.
2019-04-14 at 3:13 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The big blacks gather around the receiving area eagerly awaiting fresh white meat for cell wives.
2019-09-29 at 6:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator
D. Barker
Hmp dovegate
Uttoxter
Staffordshire
St14 8xr
Bamp
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