Jail in about 48 hours

1. 2019-04-12 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Anyone here who's never done time has no idea how much letters mean to people in jail. You'll literally look forward to it all week, shit all month just for a letter from a skank that smells like perfume. Send skanky perfume on any letter you send him.
   
   I will do my best to send you a skanky perfume letter although I live in another country and am unsure of the postage necessary
2. 2019-04-12 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #82
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny like canada is somehow different.

   
   i mean I knew I lived in a US puppet state but when we arrested that one huawei chink you just know there was somebody in washington ordering that move.
   
   Reaffirms our loyalty, fucks up relations with china.
3. 2019-04-12 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #83
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Rape someone so you don't look weak
4. 2019-04-12 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I'll be sending gay porn mags to him in the hope his cell mate sees him opening his mail.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2019-04-12 at 11:11 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Dammit, he didn’t come back first🥵
6. 2019-04-12 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun Fuking UK justice system, show up to jail when we tell you. Here the cops take you, right now!

   
   You should know. where is my 1200 dollar castboot.. oh wait, never mind. I had to buy another one.
7. 2019-04-12 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Only been to county lockup once.. on trumped up charges because I was dragged off a train into the outside and instead of putting me back they huddled and then the lady cop sniffs at me and goes.. You been drinking?
   
   lol
   
   
   It was kind of funny. but it was a shit experience after that. spycho cop bouncing me off the back of the car. Sgt told him to put me in a dry cell in Oakland for the night, let me out at 6am he takes me to Alameda County way the fuck out in Dublin.
   
   
   Blasting satanic metal :(
   
   
   plus the flip flops I borrowed broke halfway out the driveway of the jail house and I walked barefooted to the bart train like over a mile away.
8. 2019-04-13 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #88
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   OP is in jail now.
   
   Say something nice.
9. 2019-04-13 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #89
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   instigator
10. 2019-04-13 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #90
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Instigators gonna instigate.
11. 2019-04-13 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #91
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Instigators gonna get instigated.

    
    corrected,
12. 2019-04-13 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Is you ok op??
13. 2019-04-13 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #93
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Conquer or Die...
    
    
    
14. 2019-04-14 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #94
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    FREE INSTIGATOR
15. 2019-04-14 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #95
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Do we write letters about how he's touched our hearts and changed our lives?
    
    FREE INSTIGATOR
    
    fucking trumped up bullshit, he did nothing wrong.
16. 2019-04-14 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #96
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The big blacks gather around the receiving area eagerly awaiting fresh white meat for cell wives.
17. 2019-09-29 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #97
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Instigator D. Barker
    Hmp dovegate
    Uttoxter
    Staffordshire
    St14 8xr
    
    

    
    Bamp
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • Fonaplats, 
    • Grylls
18. 2019-09-29 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #98
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
19. 2019-09-29 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #99
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Instigator D. Barker
    Hmp dovegate
    Uttoxter
    Staffordshire
    St14 8xr

    
    Is this the address to write to?
    How do I mail it from the land of the free and the home of the brave?
20. 2019-09-29 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #100
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    thank you