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1. 2017-01-10 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #7101
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   tiger cholocate
   
   tm legacy
2. 2017-01-10 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #7102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want 1948472 plz
3. 2017-01-10 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #7103
   Brain surgeon Houston
   got a Kilo of red borneo Crouton on its way here. what do you guys think is the best method of ingesting it? capsules? tea?
4. 2017-01-10 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #7104
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I refuse to eat Crouton or drink tea. I've done it, it's just the grossness of it isn't worth the high. Capsules or bust.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-01-10 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #7105
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the holy ghost jail and prison are much much much much much much worse

   
   Lol how the hell would you know?
6. 2017-01-10 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #7106
   Brain surgeon Houston
   not trying to get high for real, just going to use it as a maintenance drug for my heroin addiction.
7. 2017-01-10 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #7107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol how the hell would you know?

   
   according to anyone who has ever been to both
8. 2017-01-10 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #7108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon got a Kilo of red borneo Crouton on its way here. what do you guys think is the best method of ingesting it? capsules? tea?

   
   Capsules are good but take time to fill, fastest and least gross way is to add 7.5 grams of Crouton to a small amount of coffee or hot water and stir it up. Add as much chocolate syrup as want and stir again, then fill the glass up with milk and stir one more time. It's actually tasty if you get the ratio's right. Always use Crouton on an empty stomach for best results.
9. 2017-01-10 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #7109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   why dont you parachute it
10. 2017-01-10 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #7110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost why dont you parachute it

    
    parachutes can break and make you puke. They aren't dense enough to sink so they are difficult to swallow.
11. 2017-01-10 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #7111
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the holy ghost according to anyone who has ever been to both

    You said 'much' 6 times so it definitely sounded like a personal observation.
    
    I've never been to a psych ward so I don't know what people do all day. I'd imagine there's maybe therapy and group sessions and classes and shit? Or do you just sit around taking meds and watching TV?
    
    Either way whoever said prison was much much much much much much worse, sounds like a little bitch. Prison = don't have to work, good food, free gym, free cable, no responsibility.
12. 2017-01-10 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #7112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    rape
13. 2017-01-10 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #7113
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do people parachute anyway? Why not just pour the powder into a small cup of water or juice and slam it down?
14. 2017-01-10 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #7114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've been to jail (not prison) and a psych ward and jail is much worse. At the psych ward you get awesome food, you can read books, watch tv, play board games, and they have activities that are kind of lame. The company was better at jail though. If you were at a permanent psych ward it might be worse.
15. 2017-01-10 at 9:04 PM UTC

    #7115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It won't mix into liquid unless the liquid is warm. You just have pouches of dry powder on top of liquid. The taste makes me gag and its like the cinnamon challenge if you cough.
16. 2017-01-10 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #7116
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmm. Just seems easier to me to take a shot of liquid than swallow a dry clump of toilet paper.
17. 2017-01-10 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #7117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I first started I take shots of it but anymore the taste will make me puke. Maybe I'm getting better stuff now.
18. 2017-01-10 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #7118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Psych ward is like this. Wake up 6am and hide the remote. Wait for breakfast and steal someone's breakfast I they are late.
    
    Watch news, read a book, eat lunch
    
    Have a nap
    
    Watch TV all night and take pills
    
    Thats it
19. 2017-01-10 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #7119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Psych ward is like this. Wake up 6am and hide the remote. Wait for breakfast and steal someone's breakfast I they are late.
    
    Watch news, read a book, eat lunch
    
    Have a nap
    
    Watch TV all night and take pills
    
    Thats it

    
    youve never been to prism??
20. 2017-01-10 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #7120
    Brain surgeon Houston
    all psych wards are different. I know one of the ones around here that a few of my friends and ex girlfriends have been to is a lot worse then what you guys are describing. there its like 10 hours of group therapy a day with an early bed time and early as fuck wake up.