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  1. jail and prison are much much much much much much worse
  2. I should have said the people in prison/jail and MHU's are similar
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Short questionnaire for anyone with a few spare momentos:

    1- Do you like turtles?
    2- When is the last time (if ever) that you shoplifted and what did you take?
    3- How many siblings do you have?
    4- Who shot JFK?
    5- Why do cats prefer drinking from the faucet?
    6- If you could live in any other century prior to the 1900s what would you choose?
    7- What was before the beginning of the universe?
    8- When you were a little kid did your grandma give you special baths and help you get so nice and clean?

    Thank you to anyone who partakes. To help you along here's a picture of some guy who's dying of cancer.


    1. they're ok but i like crocodilians way more
    2. the last time was 3 bottles of the cough medicine from dollar tree that i used in my guaifenesin CWE extraction attempt (which was a sad failure)
    3. 2 sisters who are grown up, an only child with a single parent
    4. lee harvey oswald
    5. my cats prefer drinking from a clean toilet bowl
    6. 19th, i like the traditional law aspect and also no redbars on drugs
    7. god
    8. when i was an infant maybe, but when i was a little kid she just made sure the water was nice and warm and all the soap and everything was there and let me do my business




    Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-01-10T15:35:36.315644+00:00
  4. Originally posted by cerakote 6. america because ive wanted to be self-reliant and live on a homestead in good old texas but taxes, immigrants, and overly-dense population is everywhere

    AMERICA IS NOT A GODDAMN CENTURY
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Single or taken😳: single
    😘Crushing😘: a host of girls in my graduating class and a few i work with
    📏Height📏: 6'3"
    ❤Favorite color❤: black
    😝Girl bestfriend 😝: carly
    💯guy best friend💯: clayton
    ever get married?👰🏽: no
    👨‍👩‍👧want kids👨‍👩‍👧: after marriage

    🙎🏽if so how many🙎🏽: as many as possible

    ♒Zodiac sign♒: saggitarius

    ☕Last drink☕: fireball out of the bottle, chased with a can of shiner

    🐱Cat or dog🐶: cat

    😈Evil or good👼: im a dickhead in social situations im not comfortable in but im a nice guy everywhere else

    ⚽Favorite sport: baseball or competitive shooting

    🐼Favorite animal🐨: freshwater COCKodile

    😜Weird😜:i have some interests/hobbies people might think are weird but they're only weird to normies
    🙅🏽do you have haters: ive made some enemies
    😂Funny or nahh😂: fuck yeah

    📱Apple or Samsung📱: samsung

    🤓Smart🤓: in mind and in tongue
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject AMERICA IS NOT A GODDAMN CENTURY

    i misread it as country, edited
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Thanatos. The eternal peace of death is calling you, my child. The inherent emptiness of existence causes you to seek reprieve.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-10T02:47:32.489233+00:00

    youre making yourself sound like a pretentious faggot when you type like this

  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the holy ghost pls respond

    would you eat it at the very least?

    it would come in packs at the supermarket with the girl's face on the packaging so you could pick bacon from any girl u think is hot nd there would be new choices every day

    why the fuck would anyone eat that
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Along with being naked below the waist, always sitting in a contorted manner, and listening to Team Imouto, which I randomly felt an urge for (Sophie originally posted one of their songs). I suppose it is matched, but fortunately autism allows you to exclude the horrors of intrapersonal perception.

    Team Imouto for lyfe.
  10. Originally posted by cerakote why the fuck would anyone eat that

    a good steak + a hot girl

    and its the exact same thing

    it sounds really cool
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the holy ghost a good steak + a hot girl

    and its the exact same thing

    it sounds really cool

    except one is cannibalism you shitposter
  12. would you rather eat meat coming from a filthy pig or a beautiful woman?
  13. I'd rather eat meat from a beautiful pig
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the holy ghost would you rather eat meat coming from a filthy pig or a beautiful woman?

    the bible says not to eat pork
  15. >when religious people post on nigspace
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the holy ghost >when religious people post on nigspace

    >when people use meme arrows outside of a chan
  17. meme arrows actually made the text green on nigspace until lanny changed the forum software
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote i misread it as country, edited

    Same, also for Mal Mal, i like this one a lot too.

  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the holy ghost meme arrows actually made the text green on nigspace until lanny changed the forum software

    Yee, we should make meme arrows do greentext with BBcode.


    >imblying



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