Why are there seagulls in the midwest

1. 2019-09-29 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #21
   

   G African Astronaut
   Because there's dirty streets & shitty food everywhere.
2. 2019-09-29 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmQ He fuckin wasted it all on a hooker.
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Technologist No he wasted it fucking a hooker

   
   Did you think that would be amusing twice?
3. 2019-09-29 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #23
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you think that would be amusing twice?

   
   Read closely kiddo
4. 2019-09-29 at 7:02 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   they're attracted to trash
5. 2019-09-29 at 12:24 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Read closely kiddo

   Are you sticking up for her in hopes that her husband will fuck your ass.
6. 2019-09-29 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you sticking up for her in hopes that her husband will fuck your ass.

   
   Uh, no. I'm just telling you to read closely because apparently you have problems with English.
7. 2019-09-29 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #27
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by DietPiano Mminneapoli

   
   Did you mean Minneapolis? Because if you did, having grown up in Red Wing, I can tell you they're common as fuck. Probably from the barges going to and coming back from the coast.