The Impeachment Inquiry has Begun

1. 2019-09-26 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #201
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmQ Why are you so rude ? Just a civil conversation with her instead of calling her a dumb cunt. Jesus.

   
   Because she is a dumb cunt who can't think unless she turns on cable TV. Who the fuck are you? The hurt feelings police.
2. 2019-09-26 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #202
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because she is a dumb cunt who can't think unless she turns on cable TV. Who the fuck are you? The hurt feelings police.

   
   No it was just a question. Why so offended ?
3. 2019-09-26 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #203
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   All of you faggots just watch TV and look at the internet . It gets old having to listen to you .
   
   Some of us , like me obviously, have sources that know way more that you dipshits could ever even pretend to claim to. But go on and claim your fake knowledge you fucking faggot cuckold CuckLord KnowItAlls . Yeah man you totally know more than me, the guy with the underground double deep sewer rat mom''s second Avenue gravel house built on the fourth row of the connect four deal that you and your sister shared for nineteneeen years until your mom shattered it over your face for saying the G word too loud at Church with a capital C.
4. 2019-09-26 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #204
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I instantly regret how stupid that last post is.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • 8stringflinG, 
   • itybit
5. 2019-09-26 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #205
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmQ No it was just a question. Why so offended ?

   
   You asking why someone is offended doesn't make them offended.
6. 2019-09-26 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #206
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'd say I'm done here but I'm probably not yet. Sorry
7. 2019-09-26 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #207
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You asking why someone is offended doesn't make them offended.

   
   You're right. Was she rude to you?
8. 2019-09-26 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #208
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   When Speedy was born he had an object lodged in his ass. The doctors attempted to operate, but his father stopped them, as he himself had been born with an object up his ass and 'turned out just fine.'
   
   That object was in fact, a stick.
9. 2019-09-26 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #209
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG That object was in fact, a stick.

   
   anticlimactic, 2/10
10. 2019-09-26 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #210
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra anticlimactic, 2/10

    
    What were you hoping would happen?
11. 2019-09-26 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #211
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, all that buildup and it was just a stick? and you call yourself a writer?
12. 2019-09-26 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #212
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG When Speedy was born he had an object lodged in his ass. The doctors attempted to operate, but his father stopped them, as he himself had been born with an object up his ass and 'turned out just fine.'
    
    That object was in fact, a stick.

    
    Pro Tip: Don't make up stories about things in asses when you have had a dick in yours.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cigreting
13. 2019-09-26 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #213
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pro Tip: Don't make up stories about things in asses when you have had a dick in yours.

    
    Its ok to be gay
    
    Better than being a Republicant
14. 2019-09-26 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #214
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, all that buildup and it was just a stick? and you call yourself a writer?

    
    It's a stick composed entirely of Donald Trump's penis.
15. 2019-09-26 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #215
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Lotta Trumpflakes in here lookin pretty upset..
16. 2019-09-26 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #216
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ya what do you write §m£ÂgØL, for the TransKidsTimes?
    
    Pfffft
17. 2019-09-26 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #217
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG What were you hoping would happen?

    
    something that would also rhymes with a stick.
    
    a dick and a prick.
18. 2019-09-26 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #218
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Lol President = Attorney General
    
    Shut the fuck up Canadian faggot.

    
    ^ This idiot doesn't know who the AG's boss is.
19. 2019-09-26 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #219
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Technologist It’s so cute when you get enraged and start calling names. You’re just precious.
    
    Let me spell it out for you. There can be a quid WITHOUT A PRO QUO. Do you follow? Can you read? Trump DID NOT have to offer anything in return. All he had to do was “solicit something of value”, and that he did.
    
    Let me teach you the law again. And I’ll even add in the part that explains he didn’t have to ask for a “pro quo”. Try to keep up my little angry trump ass licker.
    
    
    
    Now here’s the part explaining why he only had to solicit a thing of value that would influence a federal election. Try to follow along.
    
    
    
    It’s ok you didn’t understand the first two times, I don’t mind teaching you, no problem.
    
    Oh and here’s the statute yet again.
    
    https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/52/30121
    
    
    If you need any more help understanding the law, just let me know. Happy to oblige😘

    
    
    
    
    I'm getting all tingly inside. Tech, are you channeling Settee?
    
    You are getting really good at the condescending sugar coated way of telling someone they are an idiot.
    
    I'm getting excited!
20. 2019-09-26 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #220
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Trump ran in 2016 on draining the swamp. The people approved of the message and voted him in on it. Biden is a swamp monster. Trump went after the swamp monster, because that's what the people voted him in to do. No need to overthink it.