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Laptop keeps overheating

  1. #1
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    How would you go about diagnosing a problem like that? happens mostly when watching video. Tried raising it off the flat surface so there's a good 3 inches between it, made little difference.


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  2. #2
    new laptop or old.
  3. #3
    Same, mine is new bought it last year and the fan goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL gonts just browsing the web even, its better when i unplug it cause then it goes out of optimum performance mode.
  4. #4
    smokmeff Yung Blood
    Try opening it and dusting it off?
    Try turning off processes you don't need at start up?
  5. #5
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Give it a cool bath in the sink.
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  6. #6
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
  7. #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Maybe you aren't using hardware acceleration on linux. That can be hard to diagnose and fix.

    Try a different video player maybe? SMPlayer seems to work well in general.

    If your laptop is old, getting hot decoding high def video will just be a fact of life.
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  8. #8
    cool it down u retard
  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    turn the schmeel down in ur lappy so it will chill down lil bromo ( this post will trigger bammy )
  10. #10
    put it in the fridge for 10 minutes retard

    some peoples kids...
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  11. #11
    I cant take apsrt my own laptop.


    Also, it started bowing right away in the middle so it dented down and i just hope it doesnt eventually stop working because it got bent so bad that it broke or snapped somehow.

    I always use it on my lap 89% of the time and i know you arnet supposed to do that but i dont care
  12. #12
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III put it in the fridge for 10 minutes retard

    some peoples kids…

    I hang it out the window for 10 minutes, it usually helps.


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  13. #13
    i can imagine the headline

    "laptops overheats due to global warming !"
  14. #14
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Narc How would you go about diagnosing a problem like that? happens mostly when watching video. Tried raising it off the flat surface so there's a good 3 inches between it, made little difference.
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    start by scraping all of the cum off of the back and keyboard. cummies are an excellent insulator[1]

    if this doesn't solve the issue you'll have to put I've cubes in it while it's running somehow. that's the only way to fix it bro

    [1]NASA spaceRape journals 2007
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  15. #15
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by bigthink start by scraping all of the cum off of the back and keyboard. cummies are an excellent insulator[1]

    if this doesn't solve the issue you'll have to put I've cubes in it while it's running somehow. that's the only way to fix it bro

    [1]NASA spaceRape journals 2007

    worked perfectly, thanks dude


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  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There's a 3-speed fan setting in the bios. "Fan always on" should be selected. Usually F1 on bootup initiation to access the setting.

    p.s Your fans are probably full of crud.
  17. #17
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by whoami Open it up, use a can of air duster to blow out the dust from around the fan and heatsink, replace the thermal paste between the CPU (and dGPU if it has one) and heatsink, then maybe get a cooling pad if it's a shit laptop with a shit cooling system.

    This. Changing the thermal paste is like magic.
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I cant take apsrt my own laptop.


    Also, it started bowing right away in the middle so it dented down and i just hope it doesnt eventually stop working because it got bent so bad that it broke or snapped somehow.

    I always use it on my lap 89% of the time and i know you arnet supposed to do that but i dont care

    How the fuck is it bowing? Are your hands that fat?
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ive had this problem,, I was in a battle for months on DH and in the heat of the Battle my laptop was over heating,, I put the laptop on a box fan that I sat on its side and propped up off the floor with cinder blocks,, it worked fine and the Battle continued
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Bowing?
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