too many beer cans on my desk

1. 2019-09-25 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i moved the mouse and they shuffled and pushed my coffee mug off the table and onto the floor and it shattered bigly
   
   
2. 2019-09-25 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Well I'm sure your alien fingers make it hard to recycle
3. 2019-09-25 at 8 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Well I'm sure your alien fingers make it hard to recycle

   
   
4. 2019-09-25 at 8 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor

   
   It was your thread. Don't frowny face me...that's not nice...
5. 2019-09-25 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych It was your thread. Don't frowny face me…that's not nice…

   
   
6. 2019-09-25 at 8:09 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It just means you have not enough beer cans on your desk and too many coffee mugs.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
7. 2019-09-25 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   What kind of beer was consumded?
8. 2019-09-25 at 8:13 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by mmQ It just means you have not enough beer cans on your desk and too many coffee mugs.

   
   
9. 2019-09-25 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Erekshun What kind of beer was consumded?

   
   modelo, budweiser, kikkoman, guiness, corona
10. 2019-09-25 at 8:17 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych It was your thread. Don't frowny face me…that's not nice…

    
    ur RIGHT
11. 2019-09-25 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    I just left the gas station, and some guy was hurrying to get out as I opened the door to leave. Here he walked out with a 12 of Heiny.
12. 2019-09-25 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist I just left the gas station, and some guy was hurrying to get out as I opened the door to leave. Here he walked out with a 12 of Heiny.

    
    Who steals beer
    
    Just steal hard liquor instead
13. 2019-09-25 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Who steals beer
    
    Just steal hard liquor instead

    
    Maybe hard liquor is his kryptonite and causes him to do stupid shit like steal beer.
14. 2019-09-25 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t think they have hard liquor at the gas station.
15. 2019-09-25 at 8:35 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ

    
    Me. Meow meow makes me happy
    
    Like when you see someone help a midget over a puddle and u think "wow, that motherfucker just ruined the next 20 min of my life which was going to consist of laughing as that midget tried to get over that puddle ". Fucking good samaritan pfft
16. 2019-09-25 at 8:35 PM UTC

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    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t think they have hard liquor at the gas station.

    
    Oh. They do at my gas station.
    
    I've never understood getting drunk off beer. Just makes me piss a lot and feel bloated.
17. 2019-09-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Me. Meow meow makes me happy
    
    Like when you see someone help a midget over a puddle and u think "wow, that motherfucker just ruined the next 20 min of my life which was going to consist of laughing as that midget tried to get over that puddle ". Fucking good samaritan pfft

    
    Lol goddamnit Heather
18. 2019-09-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    They do in the south not NYC or nj
19. 2019-09-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Beer they do anyway
20. 2019-09-25 at 8:40 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    💋Heather