too many beer cans on my desk

1. 2019-09-25 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Me. Meow meow makes me happy
   
   Like when you see someone help a midget over a puddle and u think "wow, that motherfucker just ruined the next 20 min of my life which was going to consist of laughing as that midget tried to get over that puddle ". Fucking good samaritan pfft

   
   Why would anyone spend over 20 minutes trying to get over a puddle? They would just walk through it or around it.
2. 2019-09-25 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   you should recycle them dickhead
3. 2019-09-26 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #23
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Why would anyone spend over 20 minutes trying to get over a puddle? They would just walk through it or around it.

   
   NY has MASSIVE puddles and they have pet alliGAYtors in them or whatever
4. 2019-09-28 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Who steals beer
   
   Just steal hard liquor instead

   
   At the grocery store where I used to work people would come in and casually fill a cart with crab legs, filet mignons, and two 30 packs of beer on the bottom of the cart then just walk out the door with it because we had no security of door sensors at all. Even when they caught them, which wasn't often, they would just scold them for doing it basically and let them go because calling the police was "bad for business" even when the people would have like $500+ worth of shit in their cart.