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I wish that I had Jessie's girl

  1. #21
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by G4LM Clean your fuckin place man

    ugh, what the fuck is wrong with people who don't clean their apartment?

    I just cashed $120 of empties out of my 1br apartment. (4 construction garbage bags of beer cans, 50x40oz of vodkas)

    I never wanted a can collection growing up. the cans choose me

    I am trash
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  2. #22
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    K mart is having a w3ak whyt3 special, better get PREPPED , FAGGOT!
  3. #23
    Technologist victim of incest
    ACP, good to 👁👁 you!
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by A College Professor K mart is having a w3ak whyt3 special, better get PREPPED , FAGGOT!

    I've got a big sack of cowboy Texas charcoal briquettes and an ASS LOAD OF MEAT. I am prepared for the third coming.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ass load of meat

    Third coming

    I didnt intend that.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll put notes next to them that have instructions to huff the rag for a few minutes and theyll be handsomely rewarded or some shit

    deploy a usb powered mist machine.
  7. #27
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Can we have a sexy yoga pants/leggings. Back Rack photo as close representation of Jesse's Girl?
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Can we have a sexy yoga pants/leggings. Back Rack photo as close representation of Jesse's Girl?

    No.. just no..

    What's up with guys being into yoga pants? I guess I'm just a gont that rather see a sexy butthole strapped in blue jeans or red leather
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist ACP, good to 👁👁 you!

    Better get that b hole prepped it's gonna be buyers market
  10. #30
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No.. just no..

    What's up with guys being into yoga pants? I guess I'm just a gont that rather see a sexy butthole strapped in blue jeans or red leather

    Yoga pants = means she does yoga = healthy and active lifestyle
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol

    I'd very seriously doubt the majority of girls who wear yoga pants do yoga, or any other scheduled physical activity for that matter
  12. #32
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    I'd very seriously doubt the majority of girls who wear yoga pants do yoga, or any other scheduled physical activity for that matter

    Thatsthejoke.jpg
  13. #33
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't get it
  14. #34
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I don't get it

    Is ok keep eating omega-3s and you'll get it one day
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    I'd very seriously doubt the majority of girls who wear yoga pants do yoga, or any other scheduled physical activity for that matter

    That's because you don't live in America
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G4LM Yoga pants = means she does yoga = healthy and active lifestyle

    Wrong
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by G4LM Is ok keep eating omega-3s and you'll get it one day

    that's 15 omegas
  18. #38
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    I'd very seriously doubt the majority of girls who wear yoga pants do yoga, or any other scheduled physical activity for that matter

    When I drive near where I live and see the women with yoga leggings on with a roller up yoga matte .. And there in good shape right stomach, I would say you're wrong. But maybe 3 to 5 percent are grossly overweight and think wearing them hides those rolls.

    Originally posted by G4LM Thatsthejoke.jpg

    Where do you live that most yoga-pants wearing women aren't heading towards yoga or Pilates ?
  19. #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Even little girls wear yoga pants even though they are designed to excentuate the ass why is our society accepting that it's okay to look at little girls asses but then we treat people like Harvey Weinstein like they are worse than Hitler

    Proof this world is just backwards contradictory nothing makes sense we should all just go on a mass shooting right now and kill as many people as possible
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  20. #40
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Even little girls wear yoga pants even though they are designed to excentuate the ass why is our society accepting that it's okay to look at little girls asses but then we treat people like Harvey Weinstein like they are worse than Hitler

    Proof this world is just backwards contradictory nothing makes sense we should all just go on a mass shooting right now and kill as many people as possible

    What the fuck? Why are you looking at little girls anyways. See your not making sardonic humor, you're actually challenging this. That's 3 confirmed fiddlers on here
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