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I got caught masturbating in a public pool, today......

  1. #41
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  2. #42
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by whoami Later that night she told her friends about the fat, disgusting loser with a TinyPenis who was jerking off in the pool and they all had a laugh at your expense.


    LOL

  3. #43
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I just saw some bum twking a piss with his dick out in the middle of the street today. In poland and russiw this is normal and nobody evens tops to care or say anything.
  4. #44
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Americanss eem to have a lot of time to call cops on people for smalls tudd, wait for the, tive statements and show up to courts dont they? In poland its like nobody gives a fuk about anything same as russia.
  5. #45
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by whoami Later that night she told her friends about the fat, disgusting loser with a TinyPenis who was jerking off in the pool and they all had a laugh at your expense.


    ^^^Triggered 👍
  6. #46
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Americanss eem to have a lot of time to call cops on people for smalls tudd, wait for the, tive statements and show up to courts dont they? In poland its like nobody gives a fuk about anything same as russia.

    Well it must smell a lot like Tenderloin district in San Francisco out there in eastern Europe. Look if you have to take a piss, find a bush or a big mouth bottle. Kidney problems is an issue, but to make it the norm when you can just piss in a Bush or public toilet then that's a better option . I'm not preaching.. I have pissed in a curb a few times but I wouldn't make it the norm.
  7. #47
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    No this old bum had his dick out literslly next to a bench.
  8. #48
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur a creep,shithead.
    I would beat the fuck out of u.
    Are u playing impaired ?

    So close to being a Haiku.
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  9. #49
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Not sure she was Haikuing lol
  10. #50
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Not sure she was Haikuing lol

    Thats what makes it-

    Nevermind
  11. #51
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol. I call fake news. I can't imagine they'd just let such a thing pass.

    That being said, I've definitely jerked it in some rather public places.

    I lived out of a car for close to a year.

    I literally masturbated "in public" every day.

    GADZOOKS
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