I got caught masturbating in a public pool, today......

1. 2019-09-13 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, she called me a bastard.🤨🤔
2. 2019-09-13 at 9:54 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Lol. I call fake news. I can't imagine they'd just let such a thing pass.
   
   That being said, I've definitely jerked it in some rather public places.
   
   I lived out of a car for close to a year.
   
   I literally masturbated "in public" every day.
3. 2019-09-13 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by gadzooks Lol. I call fake news. I can't imagine they'd just let such a thing pass.
   
   That being said, I've definitely jerked it in some rather public places.
   
   I lived out of a car for close to a year.
   
   I literally masturbated "in public" every day.

   
   I cant imagine why u assumed there was a 'they'.
4. 2019-09-13 at 9:59 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung I cant imagine why u assumed there was a 'they'.

   
   She didn't report it?
   
   The fact that there was a "she", and that it was a public place, I just assumed she went into full on panic mode.
   
   Apparantly the male body is a sinful, dirty, shameful thing.
   
   Being nude (while possessing a penis) in public is a crime akin to high treason to most people.
5. 2019-09-13 at 9:59 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung I cant imagine why u assumed there was a 'they'.

   
   'They' can refer to a single person..
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6. 2019-09-13 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ 'They' can refer to a single person..

   
   True.
   
   But I was actually simply imagining that more people found out.
   
   You see, when a woman sees a penis that she was not expecting to see, she automatically suffers from PTSD.
   
   Because penis bad; vagina good.
7. 2019-09-13 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Why a pubic pool though?
8. 2019-09-13 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Public pools close by Labor Day in the Midwest goof!
9. 2019-09-13 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist Public pools close by Labor Day in the Midwest goof!

   
   Lol this is what i was thinking. There are indoor pools but usually you have to join a gym for those and I doubt Well Hung works out or can afford membership
10. 2019-09-13 at 10:50 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just realized that the story implies more than I had assumed.
    
    You were literally INSIDE the pool? Masturbating underwater?
    
    For some reason I just assumed you were in the men's changeroom (but of course a woman wouldn't catch that without being a perv herself), or maybe somehow adjacent to the pool.
    
    Dude, masturbating IN a public pool is pretty gross.
    
    I thought this was just out of convenience, not perversity.
    
    WellHung, my man, you gotta do something about all this.
11. 2019-09-13 at 10:59 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks I just realized that the story implies more than I had assumed.
    
    You were literally INSIDE the pool? Masturbating underwater?
    
    For some reason I just assumed you were in the men's changeroom (but of course a woman wouldn't catch that without being a perv herself), or maybe somehow adjacent to the pool.
    
    Dude, masturbating IN a public pool is pretty gross.
    
    I thought this was just out of convenience, not perversity.
    
    WellHung, my man, you gotta do something about all this.

    
    How do you masturbate in a pool anyway the water is cold
12. 2019-09-13 at 11:33 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Mattchew, you're such a jack-off!
13. 2019-09-13 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Technologist Public pools close by Labor Day in the Midwest goof!

    
    You don't see the shades of Gray in the world, unfortunately
14. 2019-09-13 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by G4LM How do you masturbate in a pool anyway the water is cold

    
    Cuz I'm usually really hot.
15. 2019-09-13 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by gadzooks I just realized that the story implies more than I had assumed.
    
    You were literally INSIDE the pool? Masturbating underwater?
    
    For some reason I just assumed you were in the men's changeroom (but of course a woman wouldn't catch that without being a perv herself), or maybe somehow adjacent to the pool.
    
    Dude, masturbating IN a public pool is pretty gross.
    
    I thought this was just out of convenience, not perversity.
    
    WellHung, my man, you gotta do something about all this.

    
    Yeah I was jacking off as she was swimming by me. She looked good.
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16. 2019-09-13 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The real question is, were there any qts in the pool with you.
17. 2019-09-13 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WellHung Yeah I was jacking off as she was swimming by me. She looked good.

    
    That's too bad, if you were the Bill Krozby she would have swam over and sucked you off.
18. 2019-09-13 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by mmQ 'They' can refer to a single person..

    
    Indeed.👍
19. 2019-09-13 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Sophie The real question is, were there any qts in the pool with you.

    
    ?
20. 2019-09-14 at 12 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sophie The real question is, were there any qts in the pool with you.

    
    Yes, they swam away.