The all America salad

1. 2019-09-12 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #41
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Salad looks like shit. Like literally no lettuce, no greens.
   Looks like actual trash,pics can be deceiving but I'm pretty sure a taco salad is not an actual salad. 🙃
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   • Japan-Is-Eternal
2. 2019-09-12 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #42
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   first post is a salmonella salad
3. 2019-09-12 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   saladmonella vs Godzilla
4. 2019-09-12 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ saladmonella vs Godzilla

   
   Dems fighting words..
   
   "Let Them Fight"
5. 2019-09-12 at 5 AM UTC

   #45
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Cat food is for cats
6. 2019-09-12 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #46
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by G4LM Cat food is for cats

   
   Some cat food is pretty good. I like it meaty
7. 2019-09-12 at 9:17 AM UTC

   #47
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Salad looks like shit. Like literally no lettuce, no greens.
   Looks like actual trash,pics can be deceiving but I'm pretty sure a taco salad is not an actual salad. 🙃

   
   this
   and the dumbfuck retard had the audacity to shit on my salad which is of actual quality:
   
8. 2019-09-12 at 11:25 AM UTC

   #48
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Salad looks like shit. Like literally no lettuce, no greens.
   Looks like actual trash,pics can be deceiving but I'm pretty sure a taco salad is not an actual salad. 🙃

   
   Its got fucking lettuce its just a shit head of lettuce blame the Chinese grocery store not me, fuck you
   
   I followed the recipe perfectly. It's got green pepper
9. 2019-09-12 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #49
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal this
   and the dumbfuck retard had the audacity to shit on my salad which is of actual quality:
   

   
   You didn't even mix yours you just dumped a bunch of burger on a plate
10. 2019-09-12 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Scron,
    I love taco salad with lots of sour cream. Ask HTS if I’m invited for dinner.😁
11. 2019-09-12 at 11:41 AM UTC

    #51
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You didn't even mix yours you just dumped a bunch of burger on a plate

    
    that was just for the photo you retard
    after I put on some ranch dressing and stirred everything
12. 2019-09-12 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #52
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal that was just for the photo you retard
    after I put on some ranch dressing and stirred everything

    
    that isn't even a good flavor profile, sounds like you just mixed random shit in your fridge
    
    You people don't appreciate how much effort went into my all american salad. The night started off with an early dinner, we made tacos and there was a lot left over
    
    Many hours later after I had some drinks we both were hungry and looked at each other and at the same time said "TACO SALAD!"
    
    1.5 - 2 lbs Ground Beef cooked and well drained
    1 head Iceberg Lettuce shredded
    1 Green Pepper diced
    1 Red Pepper diced
    5 Green Onions chopped
    2 Tomatoes diced
    1.5 cups Cheddar Cheese grated
    1 bag Cheese Nacho Chips crush in bag before opening
    1 envelope Taco Seasoning
    1 bottle French Dressing
    Salsa and Sour Cream as desired
    
    So i got this recipe and decided to toast the taco shells because they are a lil bit stale, it made them so crunchy and good. Then I busted out the lettuce, green pepper, tomato and onion and chot it all up and mixed it will with the left over taco meat and then i realized I needed french dressing. I looked EVERYWHERE looking for anything close.. and then I found it.. a full sealed bottle of french dressing in the back of my cupboard where I keep dry things and misc!!!!!
    
    I FOUND FUCKING FRENCH DRESSING THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING
    
    Also lots of cheese on that motherfucker. It lasted two of us until afternoon the next day, I will get HTS to post about how amazing my cooking is. You're just jealous you don't have a cute trap waifu to cook all american salad for
    
    

    Originally posted by Technologist Scron,
    I love taco salad with lots of sour cream. Ask HTS if I’m invited for dinner.😁

    
    it was soooooo good i dont think ive ever made it before.
    
    you can come over and eat taco salad out of her ass like I do
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13. 2019-09-12 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #53
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    you don't even know what a salad is I'm not going to read your tl;dr about how to make mexican vomit
14. 2019-09-12 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #54
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you people are faggots mine looks exactly like this
    
    

15. 2019-09-12 at 12 PM UTC

    #55
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    if it looks bad its the fault of whoever made the recipe because I followed it exactly
16. 2019-09-12 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #56
    username: African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal this
    and the dumbfuck retard had the audacity to shit on my salad which is of actual quality:
    

    
    Are those eggs? we don’t do that
17. 2019-09-12 at 12:36 PM UTC

    #57
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    imagine egg, burger and ranch salad
    
    fucking nasty. he didn't even chop the vegetables they are huge chunks and its not even mixed
    
    literally your salad
    
    
18. 2019-09-12 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #58
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by username: Are those eggs? we don’t do that

    
    it doesn't get any more American than eggs in a salad
19. 2019-09-12 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #59
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    you must all be from the shitty parts of the US.
    here in the heartland (the midwest) ranch, burger and egg are as American as you can get.
20. 2019-09-12 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #60
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal this
    and the dumbfuck retard had the audacity to shit on my salad which is of actual quality:
    

    
    That somehow looks even worse