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1. 2017-01-06 at 2:24 PM UTC

   #21
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   wosh ur mouth out wif load of water
2. 2017-01-06 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling wosh ur mouth out wif load of lead*

   
   *fixed
3. 2017-01-06 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm unaffected by heavy metals, acid vapors and CO.
4. 2017-01-06 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm unaffected by heavy metals, acid vapors and CO.

   
   You should grind up some uranium ore and rail that shit. Shout: I'M GOING NUCLEAR! As you do it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
5. 2017-01-06 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I actually used to huff carbon monoxide its a good buzz
6. 2017-01-06 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR That was pretty funny. Where did you steal it?

   
   didn't. the only thing I stole was "cool it son" from my co-worker at the evil pizza place I worked at, he would tell anyone and everyone to, "cool it son"
   
   The other night I went into the laundry room to go check on my clothes while kinda tipsy, all super quiet creeper style and came up behind this lady, and went "hai!" and she flipped out, thru her hands up and screamed.
   and I said "you need to cool it" and she was like "you cool it!" and playfully slapped my chest like (oh dougy ur such a card)
   
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-06T18:19:27.966201+00:00
7. 2017-01-06 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That was close to escalating, huh? She would've fucked you up.
8. 2017-01-06 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR That was close to escalating, huh? She would've fucked you up.

   
   nah, she actually likes me, but I'm not into women with kids
9. 2017-01-06 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There are also several foods that can cause a false positive on a breathalizer if eaten recently.
10. 2017-01-06 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #30
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^like what? I was wondering if fermented foods such as sauerkraut or kimchi could do that. But I don't think those foods have enough alcohol in them at the point to where they would created alcohol, cause they tend to lack enough fructose