2019-09-09 at 10:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Oldest trick in the book. The Double Whammy.
They give you the dope for safekeeping, then they send some other thugs over to rob it from you the next night, and then you have to go rob a liquor store to get them their "money back".
There are way older tricks in the book.
Like when Glub was sitting with his family eating meats over the firepit and Bruzz came by saying theres a really huge bear just a quarter mile off so let's go hunt go hunt it together and they go and then Bruzz just kills Glub and goes back to tell Glub's wife that the bear killed him but Bruzz was able to kill the bear that killed Glub (even though the bear was already pre killed long before) and so the wife just thanks Bruzz for being heroic and fucks his brains out etc
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2019-09-09 at 10:56 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by mmQ
There are way older tricks in the book.
Like when Glub was sitting with his family eating meats over the firepit and Bruzz came by saying theres a really huge bear just a quarter mile off so let's go hunt go hunt it together and they go and then Bruzz just kills Glub and goes back to tell Glub's wife that the bear killed him but Bruzz was able to kill the bear that killed Glub (even though the bear was already pre killed long before) and so the wife just thanks Bruzz for being heroic and fucks his brains out etc
Yeah? Well, there are even older tricks than that. Like when Jacob saw that Esau was extremely hungry and offered him to hand over his birthright for a nice bowl of hot stew from a pot of hot stew he had been brewing all day. Easu complied almost immediately and ate heartily, only to regret the situation when Jacob later cashed in his inheritance.
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2019-09-09 at 11:14 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I bee pushin' weel wait aldra timrx, i fudunt have have time for u petty fags
2019-09-09 at 11:16 PM UTC
Hi I'm kroxozs some here dmforu my first days of worke where did I start point me into the right dieddtiron my tigr
2019-09-10 at 12:54 AM UTC
OP ur already storing felony weight in that fat beer belly of urs.
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2019-09-10 at 12:56 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
felony weight = federal accoutability
2019-09-10 at 1:23 AM UTC
I could do this but I'd rig the shit up to incinerate if they tried to break in and find it. This is about one of the dumbest ways I've ever heard of to make extra money though. Canadians
2019-09-10 at 1:46 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I took this kid in as a tenant once and I come home from work and discover two garbage bags full of cartons of cigarettes in my hall closet. I told him to get it the fuck out of there. A week later, I come home and he has 5 or 6 bicycles in my back yard and he's stripping them for parts and hiding the parts on my property. I then told him to get the bicycles out of there and then get lost, or he was going to get slapped upside the head. Gone the next morning. No sense taking heat for these heatbags.
2019-09-10 at 1:49 AM UTC
I did that once, but not for money. I held onto a QP of weed, since my dealer felt the heat coming. He was right, and ended up in jail. He let me keep it all.🌲
