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  1. #21
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G4LM Also, "I have shit to do" works for literally everything except for when you are going to take a shit.

    No seriously, kill yourself.
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra on a similar note, I always felt like the expression 'taking a dump/shit' was very wrong.

    where are you taking it and why?

    That's how you can separate the morons from the intelligent people, by the way they talk. Like when they say, "I could care less." Or like when they repeatedly type "their" when it's "they're". These instances are all tells, indicating the true intelligence level of the person. Nothing to do with education level either; they're just plain useless and dumb, and probably always will be.
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke It did in both ways but you are too stupid to parse simple English. You have arguments in the shower 2 weeks later because you're too dumbstruck in the moment when anyone steps to you IRL.

    I cringed

    You read men's health magazines and have a 2 year plan to be less of an effeminate bitch
  4. #24
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's how you can separate the morons from the intelligent people, by the way they talk. Like when they say, "I could care less." Or like when they repeatedly type "their" when it's "they're". These instances are all tells, indicating the true intelligence level of the person. Nothing to do with education level either; they're just plain useless and dumb, and probably always will be.

    only reetards need written speeches to be spelled and grandmared out corretly because they lacked the processing power needed to correct and decrypt on the fly badly spelled and grammared sentences.
  5. #25
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only reetards need written speeches to be spelled and grandmared out corretly because they lacked the processing power needed to correct and decrypt on the fly badly spelled and grammared sentences.

    Yeah, okay kiddo.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Sudo I cringed

    You read men's health magazines and have a 2 year plan to be less of an effeminate bitch

    mens health magazines are sexist.
  7. #27
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I cringed

    You read men's health magazines and have a 2 year plan to be less of an effeminate bitch

    I pitied the fool.

    You click on penis enlargement ads in earnest.
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only reetards need written speeches to be spelled and grandmared out corretly because they lacked the processing power needed to correct and decrypt on the fly badly spelled and grammared sentences.

    You're missing something. Their lack of intelligence doesn't come from a poor formal literary education or formal peer exposure, or even convenience. It stems from incompetence and laziness and a totally intentional lack of awareness. They're just plain useless, and that's exactly the way they like it.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're missing something. Their lack of intelligence doesn't come from a poor formal literary education or formal peer exposure, or even convenience. It stems from incompetence and laziness and a totally intentional lack of awareness. They're just plain useless, and that's exactly the way they like it.

    laziness is a sign of high IQ.
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny laziness is a sign of high IQ.

    But low moral value.
  11. #31
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke I pitied the fool.

    You click on penis enlargement ads in earnest.

    I'm pitching a penis enlargement ad that features a thin wristed brown guy who wears loafers taking white rhino horn powder and turns into a massive virile throbbing white Canadian behemoth who lumberjack fucks his way across the continent. It'll be like Aladdin. You're the target demographic
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Prince Ali rules with an iron dong
  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He builds cool shit in Minecraft that's all I care about in qualities of a homosexual sapien
  14. #34
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm pitching a penis enlargement ad that features a thin wristed brown guy who wears loafers taking white rhino horn powder and turns into a massive virile throbbing white Canadian behemoth who lumberjack fucks his way across the continent. It'll be like Aladdin. You're the target demographic

    Maybe you can also make a spinal disc out of rhino horn so your lino back can get erect OOPS
  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Maybe you can also make a spinal disc out of rhino horn so your lino back can get erect OOPS

    all of the cringes
  16. #36
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But low moral value.

    morality appeals to the low IQed. specifiaclly low IQed betas.

    read my essay on morality.
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny morality appeals to the low IQed. specifiaclly low IQed betas.

    read my essay on morality.

    Wrong. Morality is pure and noble and of great worth.
  18. #38
    ^ beta
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ^ pedo
  20. #40
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo all of the cringes

    All the cripples
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