I'm horny

1. 2019-09-07 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #21
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby My cat is horny too he always gets that way when I feed him Gam. He has ham farts

   Is he thicc
2. 2019-09-07 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #22
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Thotgirl I once got aroused to tentacle porn.

   
   Only once?
3. 2019-09-07 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #23
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by cigreting is that pic you in your avatar
   you look chinese or something

   
   I’ve been told that, before it’s my eyes
   They’re weird , really big but also slanty
   I also come off as an alien
4. 2019-09-07 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #24
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve been told that, before it’s my eyes
   They’re weird , really big but also slanty
   I also come off as an alien

   
   Yeah you do look real fuckin weird but its okay we love u jus the same nigger
5. 2019-09-07 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #25
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Omg will you hopp tf off you freak
6. 2019-09-07 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #26
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Only if you admit it
7. 2019-09-07 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #27
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve been told that, before it’s my eyes
   They’re weird , really big but also slanty
   I also come off as an alien

   
   u must be thicc
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
8. 2019-09-07 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   my gf was so unhealthily drunk I couldn't fuck her and I smoked a joint with a girl I used to fuck while her girlfriend was passed out in the passenger seat then went back and was a nice little faggot to my gf then bounced and will probably jack off to something very aggressive and take another perc and call it a night all over your moms face faggot
9. 2019-09-07 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #29
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo my gf was so unhealthily drunk I couldn't fuck her and I smoked a joint with a girl I used to fuck while her girlfriend was passed out in the passenger seat then went back and was a nice little faggot to my gf then bounced and will probably jack off to something very aggressive and take another perc and call it a night all over your moms face faggot

   
   was she thicc
10. 2019-09-07 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Pinnup girl6 are hawt
11. 2019-09-07 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #31
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Mommy
12. 2019-09-07 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My cat is horny too he always gets that way when I feed him Gam. He has ham farts

    
    ....
    .......
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • G4LM
13. 2019-09-07 at 11:48 AM UTC

    #33
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    What kind of shit feeds their cat ham anyway?
14. 2019-09-07 at 1 PM UTC

    #34
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Why?
    
    Is his cat jedi?
15. 2019-09-07 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #35
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve been told that, before it’s my eyes
    They’re weird , really big but also slanty
    I also come off as an alien

    
    No you look like that chick that started the cancel culture.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood, 
    • G4LM
16. 2019-09-07 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #36
    username: African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Sometimes i masturbate to weird porn then when I orgasm I smh and turn the porn off like wtf was that weird chit I just came to

    
    your hand is filthy
17. 2019-09-07 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by BummyMofo was she thicc

    
    everyonen involved in that story is thicc, except me because Ive turned into a skinny bitch from neglecting the lovenasium, stress and concerta/opiates and being super fucking busy and having my diet changed a bit. Im still thicc af but I gotta get it together I kno bro
18. 2019-09-07 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #38
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Sudo my gf was so unhealthily drunk I couldn't fuck her and I smoked a joint with a girl I used to fuck while her girlfriend was passed out in the passenger seat then went back and was a nice little faggot to my gf then bounced and will probably jack off to something very aggressive and take another perc and call it a night all over your moms face faggot

    
    0/10 could not understand
19. 2019-09-07 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I'm pretty sure I won't be having sex ever again in my life.....oh well
20. 2019-09-07 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #40
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I'm pretty sure I won't be having sex ever again in my life…..oh well

    
    That's fixable tho.