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  1. #1
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    If you clicked thinking I would fuck you
    Just kidding!
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    park police Tuskegee Airman
    Damn, I wanted the deformed potato
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    WellHung Black Hole
    I was just hoping for some free pizza
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    asl?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    me too dotty, i mean thotty. I'm actually going to attend a gang bang this weekend for the first time. This girl I used to hang out with is throwing a party all expenses on her to gang bang her, she's a total weeb. She's bragged to me about how she's taken bigger dicks up her asshole than mine. So I'm going to do a bunch of theatrics and stuff it in her so hard she bleeds which would probably happen anyways even if I went at a normal pace because I'm packing. AAAAHHHH YEAAAH TIGHT FUCKING CHEEKS! As I throw my arms up in the air as I'm still thrusting eyes rolling back into my skull getting off not her but the actual act of what I'm doing and thinking about myself.


    Dare to take the rational pill fam?

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, this is why you have herpes and prostate problems

    ps. what does being a weeb have to do with it though
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra lol, this is why you have herpes and prostate problems

    ps. what does being a weeb have to do with it though

    brah this is the first gang bang I've ever going to be too... so I don't see how just swapping fluids like any other gont using a dating site matters.. like you can literally have sex for your second time in your entire lyfe and get the herp jerp, I'm more afraid about having kids with the wrong girl than I am getting chlamydia, herpes and the chlamydia harris is very common where I live.

    My prostate problems are because of my use of alcoholic beverages, which I'm not doing currently and its gone down. I sell my plasma twice a week since june and they std check you out for illnesses and gave me a prostate exam, they wouldn't let me donate this many amount of times (even earning up to 100 buckaroos) for and hour and a half of my time sometimes. If I was giving them bad blood.

    I have chlamydia twice over the course of 8 years and all you have to do is just eat a few pills they give to you for free so you're clear of it.

    And a weeb has nothing to do with it I guess.. just giving you some context and the girl who I'm going to screwing is, she's wicked annoying and speaks really kawaii. Just to paint a picture bromo.
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    Pm me if you want to role-play
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I actually haven't had sex in two months unless you count a bj as sex on the fourth of july with mash's cousin. It wasn't that great it wasn't that bad, the xtc and ranting about stuff was a lot better after I finished
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Sometimes i masturbate to weird porn then when I orgasm I smh and turn the porn off like wtf was that weird chit I just came to
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Sometimes i masturbate to weird porn then when I orgasm I smh and turn the porn off like wtf was that weird chit I just came to

    Sane here.
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  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Sometimes i masturbate to weird porn then when I orgasm I smh and turn the porn off like wtf was that weird chit I just came to

    Like what ? What's the "weirdest" porn you've gotten off to? Any bloated child corpse shit?
  14. #14
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Risir with a dildo up his ass.

    (I just couldn't help myself!)
  15. #15
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Like what ? What's the "weirdest" porn you've gotten off to? Any bloated child corpse shit?

    I once got aroused to tentacle porn.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I once got aroused to tentacle porn.

    The fuq is that?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun The fuq is that?

    Hazard a guess.
  18. #18
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CandyRein Sometimes i masturbate to weird porn then when I orgasm I smh and turn the porn off like wtf was that weird chit I just came to

    is that pic you in your avatar
    you look chinese or something
  19. #19
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Are u thicc
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My cat is horny too he always gets that way when I feed him Gam. He has ham farts
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