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Bill Krozby's guide to online dating / getting pusssaaaaaay
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2017-01-02 at 6:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling it is ok to say u r quite bcus u are stoned strait away or no
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2017-01-02 at 6:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR Credit were credit is due.
"Just a small town girl…" is some kind of weird ass magic. I don't know if you came up with that yourself but damn.. it really works. Even in Germany.
Respect.
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2017-01-02 at 6:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject Cue every chick on pof getting messages starting with "Just a small town girl…"
hahahahahahahahaha, the line only works if you both are in big cities -
2017-01-02 at 6:26 PM UTCDamn I live in a small town and sent it to every chick who's been online in the past few days
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2017-01-02 at 6:30 PM UTC^liar, whore, liar whore!
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2017-01-02 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock thread title should be 'effective birth control for the lonely virgin'
says the guy that buys hookers to "cuck" me. keep crying faggot -
2017-01-02 at 6:54 PM UTCbuyt it is truth adn not truth also bcus i wud been quite wifout the cush
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2017-01-02 at 7:01 PM UTCnot like u can smell ur own bo
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2017-01-03 at 10:20 AM UTCHow do I get cock
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2017-01-03 at 10:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dissociator How do I get cock
Try a hatchery. -
2017-01-04 at 12:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dissociator How do I get cock
the lipstick and panties you wear should help you more than having fake boobs have helped hts -
2017-01-04 at 12:11 AM UTCProtips from a former twink
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2017-01-04 at 12:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR Credit were credit is due.
"Just a small town girl…" is some kind of weird ass magic. I don't know if you came up with that yourself but damn.. it really works. Even in Germany.
Respect.
Hahaha, did all your female friends deny you, leading you to become desperate enough to use tinder and Bill Krozby's advice?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-04 at 1:19 AM UTCZing!. Thou who seketh great desires is blind to great disappointment.
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2017-01-04 at 1:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, did all your female friends deny you, leading you to become desperate enough to use tinder and Bill Krozby's advice?
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2017-01-04 at 9:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, did all your female friends deny you, leading you to become desperate enough to use tinder and Bill Krozby's advice?
No. I'm actually in regular contact with females again. I don't use Tinder or any of those websites. Believe it or not but I have a catalogue of phone numbers and contacts. I don't know if you remember but I sent it to you as well as I did my little experiment to test this. Very possitive results so I tried it with my aquaintences and shit was overwhelming at first.
I got so many "OMG I missed you so much"s that it made me feel happy. They haven't forgotten me.
They never forget me. Some time ago I was riding a train and we got this 4 people seat things were you sit face to face and that girl was sitting on the window side, opposite of me. My buddy sat down next to her and we talked shit the whole ride. Then a bit before my exit she interrupts us
"Seriously Ris, do you not recognize me?!"
*Brain doesn't compute*
"I'm sorry but I don't"
"Uhm... it's me Name... Name Changed"
"HOLY SHIT! I'm sorry Name... now that you say it, haha"
Small talk. Gone.
It was the first girl I stayed over night. The first girl I ever fingered.
She kinda changed a lot, though. To my defense.
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2017-01-04 at 1:53 PM UTCLol he talks to girls what a retard!!!!! point and laugh!!1
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2017-01-04 at 5:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR It was the first girl I stayed over night. The first girl I ever fingered.
She kinda changed a lot, though. To my defense.
I'm kind of proud to say I'd never forget the first girl I fingered, the basketball coach's daughter. Snuck into her room and we did the two tentacled octopus while her old man slept directly above. Timeless.
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2017-01-04 at 6:11 PM UTCnoob he said he rememberd noob
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2017-01-04 at 6:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm kind of proud to say I'd never forget the first girl I fingered, the basketball coach's daughter. Snuck into her room and we did the two tentacled octopus while her old man slept directly above. Timeless.
First girl I fingered was on the street directly outside my house.
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