2019-08-30 at 4:09 AM UTC
Does anyone want me to make 1000 drunk posts?
Too bad. I'm doing it.
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2019-08-30 at 4:11 AM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
is it true that you only drink amaretto and baileys?
2019-08-30 at 4:12 AM UTC
So I spent the entire day grilling brats outside of Chris's apartment while his cat Stairwell played outside.
She caught a WREN , literally, a wren and brought him into the house showing it off and then she dropped it and it started flying around. :) and then she caught it again and I started to feel bad for the bird because it's just a cute little birdy and then, it flew out of the window and freed itself and I was so happy.
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2019-08-30 at 4:15 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
So I spent the entire day grilling brats outside of Chris's apartment while his cat Stairwell played outside.
She caught a WREN , literally, a wren and brought him into the house showing it off and then she dropped it and it started flying around. :) and then she caught it again and I started to feel bad for the bird because it's just a cute little birdy and then, it flew out of the window and freed itself and I was so happy.
I caught a bird one time in a room full of aspiring writers who were super scared of it and I calmly picked it up and took it out the window and everyone was amazed and clapped or something I think. That's a good feeling
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2019-08-30 at 4:27 AM UTC
So heres another story from today for whom it may concern
I went to the smoke store and met this girl named Amanda and we flirted and then I just left.
That's the whole story.
2019-08-30 at 4:31 AM UTC
I had a calico named Boo Boo Kitty. I got her on Halloween day.
2019-08-30 at 4:36 AM UTC
Most of the Calicos I’ve met are small in stature. Boo kitty was too.
2019-08-30 at 4:40 AM UTC
People gave Chootie shit just because she was a little chubby. It's like what the hell man she's chubby cuz she gets fed well. Whe wasnt obese or even fat she was just a little chubby. All cats should be a little chubby.
2019-08-30 at 4:48 AM UTC
I bought a new pair of sunglasses at kmart, and a new backpack that has hydration pockets and it was only fifteen dollars.
2019-08-30 at 4:49 AM UTC
Oh yeah and I bought weed from Dave just an eighth for 40 dollars I usually like to buy more but it all happened so fast.
2019-08-30 at 4:53 AM UTC
Oh yeah this little girl was playing on her scooter while Chris and I were grilling and I asked her if she knew any scooter tricks (she was like 6 years old) and she said YEAH! and tried to do something and I took her scooter from her and said hey let me show you a trick and I just spun the scooter around on its axis thing like 8 times and jumped on it and I asked her if she could do it and she started to try but she was so small that she couldn't do it.