2019-05-27 at 9:48 AM UTC
I want to see which signs are co platelet incompatible. So if I try to fuck an Ares chick, does that mean my dick will break in half or she'll begin to melt like raisers of the lost ark?
Lol. My dick is the holy grail.
2019-06-03 at 11:14 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i should shave off all this hair and beard off but will i? probably not but its one of my goals for 2019.
2019-08-29 at 1:31 PM UTC
Finger pop a girl while she’s on her period, wipe your finger on her forehead while she’s midway to climaxing and scream,
SIMMMMMMMBBAAAAAAAAAA
2019-08-29 at 1:50 PM UTC
Wtf there are so many docus. and books on the Knights Templar, and holy grail bullcrap, but so little about the Teutonic Order instead? I don't get it.
2019-08-29 at 6:51 PM UTC
Oh this stupid random thoughts thread.
Penises are things
Turkeys cant fly really but technically anyone can fly if you just jump in the air and flap your arms, you're not flying for a long time but you're still flying right ?
2019-08-29 at 7:07 PM UTC
I will single handedly cause the next recession.
2019-08-29 at 7:09 PM UTC
I single handedly ran djumpster slut off zoklet
2019-08-30 at 6:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Oh snap!
It’s Mizz 🇮🇹 Italy
Hello, you beautiful.
How are you? How is work?
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2019-08-30 at 11:04 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by WellHung
Fuck that Libra. Im a better one.
Libra men tend to be pissy little flip floppin bitches,, rather spastic also
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2019-08-31 at 12:32 AM UTC
Damnn... why they gotta be all dat, Poley 😋😂
Ot
Friday night , second night off ..gotta work Saturday and Sunday
But for now it’s time to get LIT
and turnt up.. Ayye! LIT & Turnt up!
Ayye! 🤭
2019-08-31 at 11:56 AM UTC
What an amazing night
I love life ❤️
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2019-08-31 at 1:57 PM UTC
I need to sleep, but I'm stressed about the storm & my baby. I know I have to wait & let it play out. But I'm having trouble resting.
2019-08-31 at 2:07 PM UTC
Last I saw the storm was being pushed back into Atlantic and gonna miss Florida so I think you guys might be ok.
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2019-08-31 at 2:10 PM UTC
I could understand that. I’d probably lose sleep too. From the latest maps though it looks like it may just run along the coast of Florida and hit up further north. This sucker is strong, but it’s path keeps changing, and it seems like it’s moving awfully slow. Making a decision, and making it at the right time would be troubling😞
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