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Cats sitting on my neck

  1. #61
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Got out the ladder, set it up against the tree, climbed it, grabbed the cat, got the scratches to prove it. Emergency room bill from falling 20 feet out of a ladder in a tree…priceless.

    I actually rescued a kitty off a wall in a similar way! This was back in Pakistan ~2 years ago. And she was preggo, I visited last year and saw her babies from that litter :)
  2. #62
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Did you name them "Osama" and "Bin Laden"?
  3. #63
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Cats are basically Jëws with whiskers
  4. #64
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by aldra looks very grumpy

    she just woke from a 48-hour nap from a 5 day meth-binge. 😉
  5. #65
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I adopted a kitten and took him to the vet and got him his shots and had him neutered. I fed him the cheap dry food and mixed it with some moist DG cat food. He ate it up every day. When a year was up, I tried to take him back to the vet and he knew what was up from the first time and said "HELL NO!" I couldn't get him in the carrier without getting scratched the fuck up. So I decided to just "Fuck this cat!" and if he ever developed rabies then I would just put a bullet to his head and be done with it. He grew to about 16 lbs. and was the most healthy cats I ever had. Had him for 12 years.
  6. #66
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I once had a kitten who was adorable, cute, personable, and seemed to have the potential to be a great hunter.

    So anyway, I got in my car one day, and was just heading down our lane (which is like 100m of concrete) when wham.

    I look in the mirror, and there is the kitten. I ran him over with one of the rear wheels of my tiny Green little Eurotrash SEAT Arosa.



    Anyway, he flopped around a little, but he was ded, so I put him in the bushes at the end of the lane. Very sad for my sad for me.
  7. #67
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It was an accident, not your fault.
  8. #68
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Erekshun It was an accident, not your fault.

    What, the dead cat? That was that own fucker's fault. Little cunt was cute and all, but he shouldn't have been in my engine.

    He was replaced with a less retarded cat, one that evidently didn't regard accessory belts as his natural habitat.

    Who was replaced in turn...

    ...and so goes evolution.

    Don't be sad for any of this.
  9. #69
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Whatever gave you the thought that I gave a fuck about the cat?
  10. #70
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    you people are garbage and deserve a horrendous death
  11. #71
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Whatever gave you the thought that I gave a fuck about the cat?

    your post.

    But ok, too cool to care.

    Noted.
  12. #72
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I miss my litte green Arosa tho.
  13. #73
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Cats are dumb lil bitches. Dogs are by far superior.

    keep talking shit about my friends see what happens
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #74
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    ROFL. The two didn't correlate w me. I just saw that pic of yr obese cats yesterday, SMH ...
    Lol & Trolled that post u quoted ☺️
  15. #75
    Donttellem is growing on me I like donttellem now
  16. #76
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah she's alright now that I can make sense of her posts
  17. #77
    Originally posted by aldra keep talking shit about my friends see what happens

    my dog can chew the shit out of your cat.
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you had a dog you probably would've chewed the shit out of it
  19. #79
    Originally posted by aldra if you had a dog you probably would've chewed the shit out of it

    no. we disembowl them before we cook them.
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