2019-08-23 at 10:22 PM UTC
This guy is literally who I larped as on here for a while. Super Morbidly Obese (I'm medically morbidly obese based on BMI, and have nothing on this fucker), obsessed with Superman, conversations mostly revolve around Hulk Hogan - and Supreme M'Lady Gentleman Incel.
Oh, and like 45 and still working an entry level job, lulz.
I feel sorry for this fucker, but he's such an unlikable fucker. His belly is so big he literally has to lean backwards when he walks.
2019-08-23 at 10:24 PM UTC
So what man some people are just simple and like their sitcoms on the teevee and are a fan of the local sports team and share funny memes on Facebook
2019-08-23 at 10:30 PM UTC
Some of my colleagues are geniuses. I'm actually quite amazed and intimidated by them tbh.
For instance one is a fairly big time youtube content creator in his spare time. When he gets started in the office he is fucking hilarious.
2019-08-23 at 10:31 PM UTC
I could also be funny, but I don't think my characteristic brand of casual racism, cynicism and misogyny would go down well in a modern and progressive workplace.
2019-08-23 at 10:42 PM UTC
I think everyone is put on this plane of existence for a purpose like our souls are forged to follow our destiny. it's up to each person to find their path and not waste their short lives on mindless consumerism and oversocialization
2019-08-23 at 10:55 PM UTC
OP's scenario never happened and he wrote it in his head to seem cool without realising how omegacringe he's revealed himself to be.