IF World news Confirmed by NASA that-

1. 2019-08-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Can you imagine old grandpa STL in a flying saucer...He'd be doing 30mph in the left lane while the rest of the world were trying to get passed the old fucker.
2. 2019-08-22 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can you imagine old grandpa STL in a flying saucer…He'd be doing 30mph in the left lane while the rest of the world were trying to get passed the old fucker.

   
   he'd be hovering over landing strips and forcing planes to land elsewhere just for alien shits and giggles
3. 2019-08-22 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #23
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can you imagine old grandpa STL in a flying saucer…He'd be doing 30mph in the left lane while the rest of the world were trying to get passed the old fucker.

   
   
   
   Well, at least my left turn signal wouldn't be flashing the entire trip, unlike Boo's..
4. 2019-08-23 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #24
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I would go get a carton of cigs and smoke,drink and find as many drugs as possible.
5. 2019-08-23 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #25
   blaster master victim of incest
6. 2019-08-23 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Well, at least my left turn signal wouldn't be flashing the entire trip, unlike Boo's..

   
   Right..and it's fixed now.
7. 2019-08-23 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I would go out and find one last bear to fight.
8. 2019-08-23 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   You should worry about Nibiru and it's moons more than an asteroid.
9. 2019-08-23 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's an entire solar system, with our Sun's binary twin at its center. It will soon intersect with our own solar system.
10. 2019-08-23 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #30
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 I would go to Area 51, steal their alien flying saucer, fly to pick up friends, family and loved ones and take a trip to infinity…and beyond!

    
    flying saucers fly with their bellies forward - bob lazar.
11. 2019-08-24 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master Im gonna capture you on camera jacking off at the jack off booth.

    
    I was in a porno when I was 16 and the lady was like 30
    
    She was hawt though.
12. 2019-08-24 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #32
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Solstice You should worry about Nibiru and it's moons more than an asteroid.

    
    Nigguru
13. 2019-08-24 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #33
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Living on only one planet is stupid though it's like if armored cars did one delivery with all the gold instead of 10 deliveries split up
14. 2019-08-24 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Raping other planets because we fucked up this one.
    
    We want to terraform other planets because our planet is all worn out. I mean we'll just trash other worlds because it's our nature. Instead of trying to resolve our own problem.
15. 2019-08-24 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #35
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I'm not saying we should go to other planets because this one got destroyed. Our sun will only last a few billion more years and eventually it will grow so large it will engulf everything in the solar system.
    
    Hopefully we didn't nuke ourselves into the stone age by the time that happens or our entire existence becomes vapor and space dust
16. 2019-08-24 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm not saying we should go to other planets because this one got destroyed. Our sun will only last a few billion more years and eventually it will grow so large it will engulf everything in the solar system.
    
    Hopefully we didn't nuke ourselves into the stone age by the time that happens or our entire existence becomes vapor and space dust

    
    Who gives a shit about a few billion years from now. we will probably be living in oceans in outer space by then as the cod-lobster-cuddlefish humanoids by then.
17. 2019-08-24 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #37
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    We will be organic robots by then