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  1. Originally posted by WellHung A fresh, made-to-order omelette, from Fairfield Inn.

    Free I hope.
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    That would be my guess.

    Mattchew, get your act together, dammit!

    Boo, talk to your boy and straighten his ass out!
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Free I hope.

    Absolutely.šŸ‘
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  4. Originally posted by stl1 Boo, talk to your boy and straighten his ass out!

    A REAL man lets a REAL man make his own path in the world, no one learned from listening to shut in boomer's advice who think an exciting life was being around for the first season of General Hospital.
  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Phhhhtttttā€¦

    I've been around longer than "Gunsmoke"!!!


    "Gunsmoke"

    The TV series began in 1955 and aired 635 episodes over the span of 20 years. It currently holds the record as the longest-running scripted US primetime TV series, but will soon be surpassed by "The Simpsons.

    Oh, and a real father attempts to guide his son in the right direction if he sees the need.
  6. Originally posted by stl1 Oh, and a real father attempts to guide his son in the right direction if he sees the need.

    Yes, passing down fuck ups from grandfather to father to son is great advice...
  7. "My boy, you're doing it wrong! this is how you rape your daughter..here move aside and let me show you"
    "Now now Gerald, you step aside, grampy will show you both how it's done"
  8. Box Wine Houston
    My phone
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  9. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Oscar.

    forizzles…

    Myer is a J'ewish name

    Was he circumcised?
  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    an ecig
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A meth bug
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  12. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I'm having the last Werther's Original of the day
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not a penis it definitely wasnt a penis
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A meth bug

    This made me lol for some reason. Meth bug sounds kinda cute. Like it lands on your eyelid like a butterfly and you make friends with it
  15. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    My new favorite dip Hummus and chips.

    I actually prefer it over guacamole (even home made)

    especially Hummus with roast garlic.
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania a big black dick

    oh
  17. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Grylls' Mother's Big Black Titties doing a lap dance for me

    Originally posted by Grylls oh
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    im going to call her right now and tell on you
  19. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls im going to call her right now and tell on you

    tell her to stop hiding her panties in my car. I don't have a girlfriend anymore so its not like there is anyone to get Jealous but I have stray cats trying to claw their way in from the rancid tuna smell.
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