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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    i likkd cp wen i wos like 12 tht makes it pp huh
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    i dnt fuk fat bitcheds
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Merlin Kill der Juden. Problem solved.



    Is there anything killing jedis can’t solve?
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  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    ya tbh i need sum1 to help me the best stack to piss i jus cont doo it
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Is there anything killing jedis can’t solve?

    Yep global warming. All the CO2 released from burning all of them in the crematoria, would really fuck up the planet. But not really because global warning is bullshit anyway, probably was invented by the kikes too.
  6. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Malice Is there anything killing jedis can’t solve?

    Math and science

    :---/
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  7. happy arbitrary measurement of time day everybody.
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  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Change your user agent.
    Do u wanna fu,😣ck
  9. happy new year
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Death to all infidels
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged


    Yume to inbooo, yume to inbo~-o
    Purupurin pururin...

    Fortunately Purple Star had regular hours today. There were women dressed like harlots everywhere! This is what I hate about days like today. The sight and sound of high heel shoes infuriates me. Bought 1/8th Platinum Girl Scout Cookies, 1/8th Gelato, a Thin Mint GSC cross w/ Sunset Sherbet (Rated 4.8: https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/gelato), BOGO on 2/8ths of Blue Dream. Free strain (You don't choose) was Blueberry.

    Going to light up a king sized joint of gelato to ring in the new year. First strain I want to sample.

    Originally posted by mmQ Death to all infidels

    https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5lcaed/many_wounded_in_istanbul_nightclub_attack/?st=ixebgr26&sh=79bb5170
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Death to all infidels

    infidels in what sense? What kind of fidelity are we talking about?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know. As usual, I was there, celebrating the coming of the new year. (Istanbul)


    After she got home, Carleen stared in exasperation at the tremendous mess left behind by her drunken husband. Jim was off at the bars as usual on a Tuesday afternoon, likely Sportsman's or The Break Room. Carleen slumped her head and began to weep, openly, loudly, for no less than 30 minutes, her sobs echoing off the clutter and cheap, hole-pocked wallpaper. She slowly found her way to the only vacant kitchen chair and took a seat.

    *CRASH!*

    Jim stumbled out from around the corner, CONSUMED with the being of vodka, and let out a guttural belch of laughter.

    "YEW STUPID BITCH!." Carleen immediately noticed the crowbar in Jim's hand, and the horrifying look in his eyes. Before she had a chance to react Jim lunged toward her with the rage of a pack of rabid wolves, heaving the crowbar directly into the top of her skull in one mighty blow.

    Carleen felt the change. Seething hot pain. Red. Black. Swirls. HOT. BLACK. She couldn't know what had happened, but she knew. She could see Jim hovering above her with a painfully wry smirk settled on his face. She could feel herself moaning.. gurgling.. but heard nothing but white hot pain.

    "..een"
    "..leen!"
    ...
    "CARLEEN!!"

    She could hear him. He was screaming her name, staring directly into her eyes.

    "I fucking told you CARLEEN. I FUCKING TOLD YOU. STAY. OFF. MY. BROWSING HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!"

    Jim spat in her face as he wrenched the crowbar from her skull. *crraack* A satisfying sound. He stepped back and listened for a final moment as Carleen let out her melancholy sobs of defeated pain. Jim stepped back one more time and shifted his weight to deliver the ending blow and teach Carleen her final lesson.



  14. Originally posted by mmQ I know. As usual, I was there, celebrating the coming of the new year. (Istanbul)


    After she got home, Carleen stared in exasperation at the tremendous mess left behind by her drunken husband. Jim was off at the bars as usual on a Tuesday afternoon, likely Sportsman's or The Break Room. Carleen slumped her head and began to weep, openly, loudly, for no less than 30 minutes, her sobs echoing off the clutter and cheap, hole-pocked wallpaper. She slowly found her way to the only vacant kitchen chair and took a seat.

    *CRASH!*

    Jim stumbled out from around the corner, CONSUMED with the being of vodka, and let out a guttural belch of laughter.

    "YEW STUPID BITCH!." Carleen immediately noticed the crowbar in Jim's hand, and the horrifying look in his eyes. Before she had a chance to react Jim lunged toward her with the rage of a pack of rabid wolves, heaving the crowbar directly into the top of her skull in one mighty blow.

    Carleen felt the change. Seething hot pain. Red. Black. Swirls. HOT. BLACK. She couldn't know what had happened, but she knew. She could see Jim hovering above her with a painfully wry smirk settled on his face. She could feel herself moaning.. gurgling.. but heard nothing but white hot pain.

    "..een"
    "..leen!"

    "CARLEEN!!"

    She could hear him. He was screaming her name, staring directly into her eyes.

    "I fucking told you CARLEEN. I FUCKING TOLD YOU. STAY. OFF. MY. BROWSING HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!"

    Jim spat in her face as he wrenched the crowbar from her skull. *crraack* A satisfying sound. He stepped back and listened for a final moment as Carleen let out her melancholy sobs of defeated pain. Jim stepped back one more time and shifted his weight to deliver the ending blow and teach Carleen her final lesson.

    Hey man, this is my safe space and I would really appreciate if you didnt trigger me with such vivid and sexual roleposting. k thx bi
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Mediocre writing, MQ. As I've said before, the beginnings of SSRI induced madness.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I agree. Mediocre. Just keeping myself lubricated.
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  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    yu can just put a lil bit of rox on ur tounge then wen u drink about 2 pints ur head will turn icy
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    RisiR, we get weed like this in SF. Gelato #41 from the Cookies Fam.



    It's like the perfect mellow indica, but then you realize that it's also a good daytime smoke despite being so relaxing. I love it, I'd love to grow this. Only $33 for an eight. And it's such a smooth smoke. The best I've ever tried.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice RisiR, we get weed like this in SF. Gelato #41 from the Cookies Fam.



    It's like the perfect mellow indica, but then you realize that it's also a good daytime smoke despite being so relaxing. I love it, I'd love to grow this. Only $33 for an eight. And it's such a smooth smoke. The best I've ever tried.

    Some Purple Haze typa strain.

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