FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

1. 2019-04-10 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Ha forgot about that song
2. 2019-04-10 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Ate my fries before my big mac earlier and it had gone cold by the time I got to it.
3. 2019-06-19 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #83
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I have a booboo on my elbow and i cant lean on it while i surf the net.
4. 2019-06-19 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #84
   Thotgirl African Astronaut
   The barista forgot my whipped topping for the matcha frappuccino I order..
5. 2019-06-19 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #85
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Thotgirl The barista forgot my whipped topping for the matcha frappuccino I order..

   
   Throw the drink at her. What a b*tch- I'm sure she did it on purpose.
6. 2019-06-19 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed There's no decent gym around here.

   
   Hey you, it's me, you from the future.
7. 2019-06-19 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #87
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I have a booboo on my elbow and i cant lean on it while i surf the net.

   
   Bumping your own threads, fucking recockulous.
8. 2019-08-03 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #88
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   ^ this actually happened again.
   
   But anyway my current problem is wearing white pants/shorts/skirts. They're like a magnet for dirt
9. 2019-08-03 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #89
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Being on the road for a week when you only packed for 2 days
   
   And bump your thread whenever you want
10. 2019-08-08 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #90
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee ^ this actually happened again.
    
    But anyway my current problem is wearing white pants/shorts/skirts. They're like a magnet for dirt

    
    You're only supposed to wear one of those choices at a time.
11. 2019-08-17 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've been waiting on a package for 11 days.
12. 2019-08-17 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    when I lie on my bed change falls from my pockets then I strip to go to sleep and wake up without realizing a bunch of change is stuck to me then when I go shower in the morning I am slightly started to hear the clanging of change against the tub
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2019-08-17 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo when I lie on my bed change falls from my pockets then I strip to go to sleep and wake up without realizing a bunch of change is stuck to me then when I go shower in the morning I am slightly started to hear the clanging of change against the tub

    
    For me its always loose water bottle caps in my bed that I don't see and end up getting wedged in my asshole when I roll over onto them while sleeping.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
14. 2019-08-17 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #94
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    too much mayo on my double-cheeseburger.
15. 2019-08-18 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #95
    WellHung Black Hole
    This broad didn't scream and cry enough when I raped her.