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  1. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  2. Is there a way to switch to the desktop site on mobile?
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Watching videos with a Japanese loli in it. Feeling kind of moe.

    Sophie, how/when did you realize you were a pedophile?

    I'd always liked girls a couple of years younger than me when i first started looking at girls in a fashion other than "Ew cooties". Just as i got older, the kind of girls i liked stayed the same age while i grew up. As my first real relationships with girls developed they did happen to be my age though. So i think those experiences evened it out somewhat. Which is why i am not an exclusive pedo.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Discount whore has been lurking in T&T, scoopin up muh bots.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Is there a way to switch to the desktop site on mobile?

    Change your user agent.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly It tastes like bullshit for one. If you gonna drink clear liquor make it vodka or something with substance.

    Gross, vodka is alcohol-water or worse for pussies to mix with cranberry juice. Drink something with some flavor, damn.
  7. Gin is perfume. It's for women.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Discount Whore AKA- We have to spend more to get drunk.

    I think there are qualitative differences beyond quantity of alcohol you need to get drunk. Like the "asian glow" thing. Every mexican I've ever known has been an angry fucking drunk, but that could just be a coincidence or socioeconomic skew
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Every mexican I've ever known has been an angry fucking drunk, but that could just be a coincidence or socioeconomic skew

    No, it's in their genes. Contrary to popular modern leftist depiction Native Americans/Amerindians were incredibly violent, including the natives of Mexico. Just look at how violent it is now.

    Look at me, I'm one of the most ornery people around. I genuinely have to constantly suppress the urge to exterminate the human race.

    Actually, a good alcohol buzz would probably lead to me acting gay as fuck. It's very good when combined with cannabis, which also acts as an aphrodisiac for me.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Actually, a good alcohol buzz would probably lead to me acting gay as fuck.

    Define gay as fuck.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Originally posted by Lanny Gross, vodka is alcohol-water or worse for pussies to mix with cranberry juice. Drink something with some flavor, damn.

    Alcohol water? I am holding a bottle of Volkov right now that is a 190 proof alcohol. That puts it at 95% alcohol. And no it will not be tarnished with that fruity shit.
  12. Originally posted by Sophie Define gay as fuck.

    he may have meant "gay ass fuck"? I could see malice acting a gay ass fuck out. Might not even be acting.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly he may have meant "gay ass fuck"? I could see malice acting a gay ass fuck out. Might not even be acting.

    Yeah i tend to think he literally meant he would turn gay under the influence of alcohol. I remember some posts he made about locking Lanny up in some sex dungeon or whatever. I mean i don't judge but that's a little weird.
  14. Originally posted by Sophie Yeah i tend to think he literally meant he would turn gay under the influence of alcohol. I remember some posts he made about locking Lanny up in some sex dungeon or whatever. I mean i don't judge but that's a little weird.

    I would consider locking lanny up in a sex dungeon though. In any case, I think alcohol is an inhibition remover (duh) so if you have gay tendencies when you are drunk you are probably just masking them when you are sober.

    Be free Malice. No one give a shit if you like the dick. It is super gay though.
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, I'd lock that lanny guy up in a sex dungeon too, he's hot AF

    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Alcohol water? I am holding a bottle of Volkov right now that is a 190 proof alcohol. That puts it at 95% alcohol. And no it will not be tarnished with that fruity shit.

    Bitch that's not vodka, that's moonshine.
  16. Originally posted by Lanny Bitch that's not vodka, that's moonshine.

    Well all I know is that it will probably be better than sploo's story about drinking isopropyl.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, have any of your girlfriends/hookups ever engaged in masochism with you? I think you would make a good submissive if you could fully shun gender roles, the cultural conditioning of society. I engaged in near total isolation for over a decade to attain this level of ideological freedom, freeing myself from the corrupting influence of human social relations and interaction. This is a common problem many people face, problems with feeling certain acts, such as bottoming, are degrading.

    You should both crossdress and have her peg you.
  18. Originally posted by Malice You should both crossdress and have her peg you.

    second. anal experiences can be very cathartic.
  19. It's no wonder black kids grow up the way they do, black parents are terrible. It's a self perpetuating cycle of shittiness. Maybe they should have parenting classes in black schools
  20. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by reject It's no wonder black kids grow up the way they do, black parents are terrible. It's a self perpetuating cycle of shittiness. Maybe they should have parenting classes in black schools

    Kill der Juden. Problem solved.

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