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Why don't doctors offer a warranty?

  1. 2019-08-16 at 11:35 PM UTC
    #41
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Dentists kinda do on crowns

    Yep.. I was going to say appointment have a pro rates deal if a crown goes bad in less than 7 years..some 10
  2. 2019-08-17 at 12:14 AM UTC
    #42
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun I went to get my ears cleaned out and they couldn't get the job done because they didn't have hot running water and the solution they use. I still had to pay $99 for them to try. I bought the OTC solution and went home and got it done. They get you because they do vitals before they do anything. Vitals to clean the wax out of my ears?

    I went once and they didnt have a jurse trained to do it so they took my 50 bucks and said come back later... i got it back after an angry phone call.
  3. 2019-08-17 at 12:31 AM UTC
    #43
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah because that's why Jamal and Shiquanda are having kids

    Get the fuck out of here…

    Fucking lol

    Yeah it's not like the most primal biological drive for all living creatures or anything.
  4. 2019-08-17 at 10:25 AM UTC
    #44
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke "Guys. Guys. I'm so enlightened… I can't understand natural selection."

    natural selection had ceased functioning a long ass time ago.

    you wouldnt be alive if it still does.
  5. 2019-08-17 at 11:17 AM UTC
    #45
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    https://dailystormer.name/michigan-doctor-purposefully-misdiagnoses-hundreds-of-people-to-enrich-himself/
  6. 2019-08-17 at 2:03 PM UTC
    #46
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    My doctor offers 50% off the next procedure when he fucks up the first one.
  7. 2019-08-17 at 2:03 PM UTC
    #47
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice My doctor offers 50% off the next procedure when he fucks up the first one.

    what if he fucks up the second one?
  8. 2019-08-17 at 2:08 PM UTC
    #48
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls what if he fucks up the second one?

    You get a free coupon.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2019-08-17 at 4:56 PM UTC
    #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice My doctor offers 50% off the next procedure when he fucks up the first one.

    My doctor offers 75% off when he kills someone.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2019-08-17 at 8:09 PM UTC
    #50
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL My doctor offers 75% off when he kills someone.

    Release the copy of the Manifesto
  11. 2019-08-17 at 8:25 PM UTC
    #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Release the copy of the Manifesto

    Which manifesto? George Bush Jr.'s manifesto? Dick Cheney's manifesto? Condoleezza Rice's manifesto? Donald Rumsfeld's manifesto? Rudy Giuliani's manifesto? I have a hell of a lot of manifestos on file, you know.
  12. 2019-08-18 at 2:11 PM UTC
    #52
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Which manifesto? George Bush Jr.'s manifesto? Dick Cheney's manifesto? Condoleezza Rice's manifesto? Donald Rumsfeld's manifesto? Rudy Giuliani's manifesto? I have a hell of a lot of manifestos on file, you know.

    taggart's manifesto.
  13. 2019-08-18 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ^ rat alert
  14. 2019-08-18 at 7 PM UTC
    #54
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Which manifesto? George Bush Jr.'s manifesto? Dick Cheney's manifesto? Condoleezza Rice's manifesto? Donald Rumsfeld's manifesto? Rudy Giuliani's manifesto? I have a hell of a lot of manifestos on file, you know.

    I'm putting troll fun aside. Release the BBS of Totse.com's March. 2001 to Sept 2001 of the thread with the Manifesto of destroying the WTC and Pentagon and WhiteHouse (which they thankfully wasn't able to do) you said you copied the thread and have it on file. Before the feds removed it and eventually waybackmachine did the same. Release the dox
  15. 2019-08-18 at 9:28 PM UTC
    #55
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL ^ rat alert



    Originally posted by -SpectraL ^ rat alert

    thats an paradox since it isnt your pi.
  16. 2019-08-18 at 10:47 PM UTC
    #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats an paradox since it isnt your pi.

    It's the thought that counts, kid.
  17. 2019-08-18 at 10:48 PM UTC
    #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I'm putting troll fun aside. Release the BBS of Totse.com's March. 2001 to Sept 2001 of the thread with the Manifesto of destroying the WTC and Pentagon and WhiteHouse (which they thankfully wasn't able to do) you said you copied the thread and have it on file. Before the feds removed it and eventually waybackmachine did the same. Release the dox

    I can't do that. Sorry.
  18. 2019-08-19 at 12:45 PM UTC
    #58
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Spectral did 911
  19. 2019-08-19 at 2:08 PM UTC
    #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Spectral did 911

    I'm a white hat.
  20. 2019-08-19 at 2:11 PM UTC
    #60
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm a white hat.

    I always pictured you in pink!
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