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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the holy ghost do you stim in any ways like rocking or hand flap

    i would pay money to see malice having an autism attack
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the holy ghost do you stim in any ways like rocking or hand flap

    I don't hand flap, but I probably due have mild stimming behaviors. In private I might seem kind of subtly fidgety. Definitely do full on sperg out regularly.

    Originally posted by cerakote i would pay money to see malice having an autism attack

    The fuck is that? I've never had an "autism attack".
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Aww yeah, superior european drinking genetics. Suck it red faced vommit stained untermensch

    Indeed, also, it is with great sadness that i am bound by duty to inform you that you missed the 6666 get by 1 post.

  4. Originally posted by Lanny Aww yeah, superior european drinking genetics. Suck it red faced vommit stained untermensch

    AKA- We have to spend more to get drunk.
  5. beer kava combo could be alright if i didnt have to drink gallons of liquid to get rekt

    i dont even want to get high i just want to lose my mind and this is taking too long
  6. How are you making your kava? I used to throw ~5 tablespoons in a glass of water and let it sit for at least 12 hours. Stir when convenient. Strain when thirsty. There's no way around the beer though.
  7. Originally posted by Discount Whore How are you making your kava? I used to throw ~5 tablespoons in a glass of water and let it sit for at least 12 hours. Stir when convenient. Strain when thirsty. There's no way around the beer though.

    i buy yogi kava tea which has 78mg of 30% kava extract so 23.4mg of kavalactones per bag. 16 bags in a box so 16 x 23.4 =374mg kavalactones. it's a decent light buzz. it doesn't get me high but i find it very satisfying. today i might raise the dose to 748mg with 2 boxes, along with 8 beers. i just want to be amnesic/get double vision :((//[0
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  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Watching videos with a Japanese loli in it. Feeling kind of moe.

    Sophie, how/when did you realize you were a pedophile?
  9. Originally posted by Malice Watching videos with a Japanese loli in it. Feeling kind of moe.

    Sophie, how/when did you realize you were a pedophile?

    experiment with your own sexuality. seeing whether you can fap to something or not is fun but also causes great shame.
  10. Originally posted by the holy ghost i buy yogi kava tea which has 78mg of 30% kava extract so 23.4mg of kavalactones per bag. 16 bags in a box so 16 x 23.4 =374mg kavalactones. it's a decent light buzz. it doesn't get me high but i find it very satisfying. today i might raise the dose to 748mg with 2 boxes, along with 8 beers. i just want to be amnesic/get double vision :((//[0

    Lol why are you taking so much man? I don't know about kavalactone dosages but those boxes are 17 bucks on Amazon. Surely you'd be better off buying a 30 dollar lb of kava.

    IME taking more kava doesn't make it any better anyway. There's a ceiling to it. Why are you abusing these poor boxes and your wallet? Surely there are more effective ways of adding to a buzz.
  11. i can buy em at the store and they're 4.50 each. it's a bit of a waste of money but it gives me something to do with my cash that isn't cough syrup.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the holy ghost experiment with your own sexuality. seeing whether you can fap to something or not is fun but also causes great shame.

    Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?
  13. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?

    i've fapped to pedo thoughts for the lulz before but i'm not a pedophile. i can fap to basically anything. i don't find anything wrong with it morally so i always end up trying new things for the stimulation.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, well, to be fair, I may have masturbated to those kinds of thoughts a few times.

    Not that I would actually do it.
  15. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?

    There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  16. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?

    There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  17. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Nigga, you trippin’.
  19. Originally posted by Malice Nigga, you trippin’.

    i'll send you some porn i've fapped to and i challenge you to masturbate to it

    it'll destroy your amygdala
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No! I won’t look.

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