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Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons

  1. #61
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc a guy who went to prison is just a guy. no different to any other.


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    Should I be free to murder you?
  2. #62
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc not at all, its an aquired taste i'll admit, but once you aquire it its fucking great. its literally the first thing i want when i wake up in the morning equally with a coffee.

    and if you think tobacco is bad you should try tasting heroin vapor the first few times you inhale. guaranteed you will never have tasted anything worse. but the same, after a while when your brain has started to associate that taste with feeling great, its starts to taste amazing. but i guess little faggots whose world caves in from summing as petty as a little bad taste or smell would never be brave enough to find out. i bet that cotton wool coat must be hot at this time of year.


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    Lmao Narc trying to act like a badass because he smokes heroin.

    God imagine bring 40 and still bragging about doing drugs. How fucking juvenile.
  3. #63
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Should I be free to murder you?

    you're free to try


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  4. #64
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by G4LM Lmao Narc trying to act like a badass because he smokes heroin.

    God imagine bring 40 and still bragging about doing drugs. How fucking juvenile.

    being 40 isn't what you think it is boy


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  5. #65
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc being 40 isn't what you think it is boy


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    You're right. People usually grow up much earlier than that

    But ah, you got time. You'll make it to at least 60 if you don't OD first
  6. #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Every time I'm smoking and I open this thread I blow my cigarette drags at my phone and I hope you smell them
  7. #67
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Every time I'm smoking and I open this thread I blow my cigarette drags at my phone and I hope you smell them

    You SMOKE?!
  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM You SMOKE?!

    Only on occasion
  9. #69
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc you're free to try


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    How about multiple people? Like say... a bunch of people decide to pool together their resources to kill you... Like a state with a police... or military.
  10. #70
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I like when you go to an off-the-path spot nobody is at to have a smoke and not bother anyone with it, and some doof comes along and intentionally walks right near where you are smoking, even though they had ten other shorter ways to get where they were going, and then you get the little doof cough, of course. That's when I start mimicking their little cough while looking at them with a looks-can-kill look, and then they inevitably scuttle away all mad. These idiots are public nuisances, and should handled as such.
  11. #71
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Spectrum is the kind of guy who argues with people 2 weeks later in the shower like "Oh yeah what I woulda done"
  12. #72
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In the shower ?


    Like after a hard racquetball session at the Y and you go back to the locker room shower? That place ?

    Where secrets are told and amongst 6 exposed penises?
  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Spectrum is the kind of guy who argues with people 2 weeks later in the shower like "Oh yeah what I woulda done"

    I also sing in the shower.
  14. #74
    Do you wash your feet? Why don’t more people wash their feet?
  15. #75
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Do you wash your feet? Why don’t more people wash their feet?

    They'll just get dirty again.when I wafflestomp
  16. #76
    Not surprised
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Narc not at all, its an aquired taste i'll admit, but once you aquire it its fucking great. its literally the first thing i want when i wake up in the morning equally with a coffee.

    and if you think tobacco is bad you should try tasting heroin vapor the first few times you inhale. guaranteed you will never have tasted anything worse. but the same, after a while when your brain has started to associate that taste with feeling great, its starts to taste amazing. but i guess little faggots whose world caves in from summing as petty as a little bad taste or smell would never be brave enough to find out. i bet that cotton wool coat must be hot at this time of year.


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    What the fuck are you talking about you spastic?
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Narc the younger generation don't seem to understand that freedom comes at a price, it isn't free. and the only currnecy that freedom accepts is blood.


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    menstrual blood ?
  19. #79
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Might as well cut yourself
  20. #80
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by G4LM You're right. People usually grow up much earlier than that

    But ah, you got time. You'll make it to at least 60 if you don't OD first

    what in your mind does 'growing up' involve exactly?


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