2019-08-14 at 1:54 AM UTC
I think I'm going to open a bar as a semi-retirement plan. A little place, maybe 20 seats. I'll get behind the bar and make the drinks some nights, play the piano for the patrons, hopefully make enough to cover my booze. I think it will be a pretty chill gig, not like there's ever a lack of demand for alcohol.
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2019-08-14 at 1:58 AM UTC
Advice: go work in a bar first. I think you will change your mind.
Source: Me. I used to think I wanted to own a bar, then I worked in one.
2019-08-14 at 1:59 AM UTC
tell me about what kind of issues you ran into working in a bar that make you change you mind
2019-08-14 at 2:10 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
If you're in it for the atmosphere I'd say it's good but the liquor license and leasing for a bar with 20 seats isn't going to give you much profit. You probably won't run it all yourself anyway and hours for purely a drinking establishment are kind of annoying (won't see much business during the week, especially during the days unless you serve food, peak times will be weekend evenings when you probably want to do other things than managing a business)
But if you have the money and just want to create a nice lil place to call your own and are happy if it makes anything or you don't lose too much, I say go for it
2019-08-14 at 2:22 AM UTC
How about "National Institute of Science"
We'll make a drink called the "Neil Degrasse Tyson" which will be like a martini made with dry ice
2019-08-14 at 2:50 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A lot people don't realize it, but with a bar comes a lot of liability. If someone gets drunk at your bar and kills someone, it's you they come to sue. If someone gets beat up at your bar, it's you they come to sue. If someone gets sick at your bar, it's you they come to sue. If a fire happens, and someone gets hurt, and they find the bar at fault, you get your life destroyed and lose your life savings. A bar is a lot of risk.
2019-08-14 at 2:58 AM UTC
Run a bar through your head instead.
2019-08-14 at 5:02 AM UTC
Lol. U better put ur big boy booties on Lanny. U can't seem to handle a forum, nobody drinking cares about ur piano jazz, clown.
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2019-08-14 at 5:05 AM UTC
Nigga Lounge hookah and bar
2019-08-14 at 10:48 PM UTC
OP is an overweight and ugly hipster has-been wannabe who probably has shit taste in alcohol
no one would want to drink at your bar except for people who were already drunk and are too stupid to realize what they stepped into
