Trolling ER Nurses

1. 2019-08-07 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #1
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   Post ways to do it
   
   So far all I've got is taking off the pulse monitor until someone shows up then quickly putting it back on
   
   Post your ideas
2. 2019-08-07 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #2
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   I'm about five seconds from ripping all this shit from me and going the fuck home
   
   I never asked for any of their help
3. 2019-08-07 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #3
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   Are you in the ER just to "troll" them?
4. 2019-08-07 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   what happened?
5. 2019-08-08 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement Post ways to do it
   
   So far all I've got is taking off the pulse monitor until someone shows up then quickly putting it back on
   
   Post your ideas

   
   put it on your penis
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2019-08-08 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #6
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   I don't know what the hell I was so upset with them for earlier, I think it was just because they wouldn't give me any information at all
   
   You'd think I'd be thankful, they saved me from getting a DUI
   
   Basically, I got pulled over for driving like a jackass, and I just happened to be near my apartment so I just drove the rest of the way there and pulled in
   
   Apparently the cop took one look at me and thought that I was drunk as shit, but I passed the field sobriety test so he thought it was a medical problem and called EMS
   
   I'm good now but my muscles are still sore as hell
7. 2019-08-08 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #7
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   I'm just happy to be back at the house with only five hours or so lost, that could have been MUCH worse. I thought I'd been there for DAYS
   
   Now back to the important things, like drinking and thinking up a new username
   
   And final fantasy 12
   
   And peeling off those horrid fucking electrodes they stick all over your torso
   
   I need to start getting the nurses to do that while I'm still in the hospital so I can get some cheap sexual thrills out of it
8. 2019-08-08 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #8
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   And I got my pseudo-scientific self-diagnosis validated! My CK was 6000 but descending and they told me I had done the absolute best thing I could ($60 worth of Gatorade and 20 liters of water)
   
   But then told me not to self medicate ever again lol
   
   *the rhabdo posting intensifies*
9. 2019-08-09 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement Post ways to do it
   
   So far all I've got is taking off the pulse monitor until someone shows up then quickly putting it back on
   
   Post your ideas

   
   I do that all the time involuntarily and they always tell me to leave it on but I always take it back off after I forget about it. I met a South African nurse who has a sister back in Iowa that I actually worked with for a few weeks, which was kreay kreay.
   
   I've been craving gatorade, partly because I've been drinking way too much water. I think my kidneys are back to normal, there was quite a while where my pee was still dark as shit and I wasn't pissing hardly anything out, but that seems to have passed.
10. 2019-08-09 at 5:13 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    call all the nurses whores.
    
    because they works in a whores pital.
11. 2019-08-09 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Never masturbate hooked up to a heart rate monitor it makes the nurses think your dying
12. 2019-08-09 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is it legal to jack off in the hospital?
13. 2019-08-09 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #13
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Never masturbate hooked up to a heart rate monitor it makes the nurses think your dying

    
    or cum into the catheter ?
14. 2019-08-09 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #14
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by DietPiano Is it legal to jack off in the hospital?

    
    I don't think so since its a public area.