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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Two ms too short.

    mmmmmHommmosex
  2. fred has pedo connotation all over it,
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator mmmmmHomosex

    Shut up faggot.
  4. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Am I the only one here that's wants kids for normal reasons? I mean shit other than fetishizing pregnancy like moo I want to feel like a pregnant cow bred only for the sake of breedings sake. I mean shit I was called weird by gimp because I get insanely aroused at the idea of being forced to get pregnant then being fucked while pregnant over and over a the while being treated like a animal then give birth heal and do it again. But burning my cunt with you know hot pepper oil and getting off when I have to mbate with it isn't? Anywho I want kids to raise and love and see them grow up besides my fetish for being pregnant aside.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. I felt sure when I opened this it was going to say "..but I couldn't eat a full one"
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont like them anymore. I just changed my mind.
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Meanie
  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Can you word things incorrectly to them? Is that even possible ?

    You totally would make a good preschool teacher. I can tell you would be amazing. In fact, most users here would, I think. But youd be one of the best.

    Yeah you can. For instance if two kids are cooking and one is mixing wet and the other dry, the younger one might wanna do the same as the older one.

    You can say "no you're doing this they're doing that"

    But if you explain exactly how everyone is working together and what their role is, it works and they understand. I guess this is more for younger children tho.

    Some people don't understand how to talk to kids at all and treat them either like absolute babies or grown adults who need to know everything. Even worse are the ones who make jokes to other adults at the kid's expense.
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Am I the only one here that's wants kids for normal reasons? I mean shit other than fetishizing pregnancy like moo I want to feel like a pregnant cow bred only for the sake of breedings sake. I mean shit I was called weird by gimp because I get insanely aroused at the idea of being forced to get pregnant then being fucked while pregnant over and over a the while being treated like a animal then give birth heal and do it again. But burning my cunt with you know hot pepper oil and getting off when I have to mbate with it isn't? Anywho I want kids to raise and love and see them grow up besides my fetish for being pregnant aside.

    Gimme your address
  10. HTS highlight reel
    Kids are okay as long as you aren't a kid. Kids are can be fucking evil to eachother.
  11. They all grow up to be twats regardless.
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    The perfect ages, when they’re really innocent and impressionable is from 3-11 IMO.
  13. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Kids are okay as long as you aren't a kid. Kids are can be fucking evil to eachother.

    Who hurt you?
  14. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by G4LM Who hurt you?

    Everyone. I got picked on for being a ginger, until I started picking on other kids.
  15. Originally posted by HTS I got picked on for being a ginger

    Imagine if they had known you were a fancy lad too.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I dont like them anymore. I just changed my mind.

    Once you've liked kids, you can't go back. It's the end of the road for you, son.
  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Everyone. I got picked on for being a ginger, until I started picking on other kids.

    Damn that sucks. I never got picked on except for maybe twice in highschool.

    One time a dude found my spice in the locker room and yelled THIS GUY HAS WEED and everyone told him to shut the fuck up which was amazing. Got my spice back tho.

    Another time i hadn't showered for days and someone asked me if i was French. I was high on bundy and didn't realize what happened. I still occasionally think about beating his head in with a chemistry textbook. Usually in the shower or at like 2am.
  18. Don't. You should have taken a shower if you didn't want to be called names. You probably would have have done similar if you smelled a fatty butt who hadn't showered in days.


    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL gonts, looks like another successfull William bill Bill Krozbybyolo thred!
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I ran right out of bullies to beat up in school. Tried to invite some bullies from the school next door to come on over, but they declined.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    I enjoy eating Genoa salami, and I like it thinly sliced.
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