2019-08-08 at 9:37 PM UTC
But kids aren't too much fun if no one will have them with you. :(
I could have kids though. There are people that would carry my babbies, but I'm not stable enough to want that to happen.
I always wanted to adopt a babby just to torture it but in my heart of hearts I feel that's probably wrong.
In general though, kids are just so much more fun than adults. You never know what they're thinking...
I was at a brewery last evening and I had to go to the bathroom and as I was walking down the hall there were two little boys in front of me and we got to the door and it had a yellow caution tape strapped over it that said "closed for cleaning" and the one boy looked up at me like "what do we do?"
I told him just open the door and peek inside and he did it and looked back at me again like "yeah it seems fine" and I said "fuck it just go in."
So we did. Me and these two little boys went into the bathroom, the one boy went to the stall, the other littler boy went to the baby urinal and I went to the other urinal and we all peed at the same time.
I pee pretty fast so I was self conscious about not being the first one done peeing faster than a 5 year old kid so I clinched my pean so I peed slower, but the one kid was literally done in 5 seconds, but the kid in the stall wasnt. So me and the one kid washed our hands together and left and I said "hey aren't you gonna wait for your friend?" and he said "oh. Oh yeah" and then went back.
/thread
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2019-08-08 at 9:45 PM UTC
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2019-08-08 at 9:53 PM UTC
The moral of this thread wasnt so much about the bathroom story as it was just how kids are awesome in general. I wish I could just be surrounded by them, asking them questions and getting into hijinx.
2019-08-08 at 9:58 PM UTC
Kids are annoying. Gross. The only one I can stand is my own & she's mostly annoying. I have to hide in the bathroom when I need a break being her uber.
2019-08-08 at 10:07 PM UTC
True. Raising kids, I feel, would suck. Of course it's also REWARDING as any parent would say. Just like any job. It sucks but you do it and its mostly worth it and you get to see your results at the end.
I admit that I like kids in portions. I should probably work at a daycare or something. I just dont want to so the shitty things like changing diapers. But other than that I can handle them and I just wanna fuxk with them basically. Or let them fuck with me.
2019-08-08 at 10:15 PM UTC
It's odd when ur kid is bigger than u & starts bossing u around. Lol what in the fuck?!
2019-08-08 at 10:17 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Wait.. you would torture a baby, if it wasn't so politically incorrect??
2019-08-08 at 10:19 PM UTC
He wants the babby to torture him. Get w it,spectral
2019-08-08 at 11:06 PM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
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2019-08-08 at 11:21 PM UTC
Ya. U are overwhelming to me. U come across aggressive.
Torturing babies is odd, nobody thinks that way logically...why would u? They can't defend themselves. Are u weak?
2019-08-08 at 11:23 PM UTC
MQ, the way you get stomped out in bars Iβm putting my money on the babby lol
Babby probably lay your azz out for the count
Whoop your azz and then put a pacifier in your mouth.. thatβd be hilarious lmao
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2019-08-08 at 11:25 PM UTC
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2019-08-08 at 11:26 PM UTC
Damn straight β€οΈππ
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