Just drank a quart of pepperoncini juice

1. 2019-08-05 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   they should bottle this shit
2. 2019-08-05 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   homer's voice is amusing in this
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
3. 2019-08-05 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol
   
   They're not actually that hot though
4. 2019-08-05 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I think it just means 'hot peppers' in italian, not a specific one.
   
   even if it wasn't that hot I expect it'd be pretty hard on your insides though
5. 2019-08-06 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got another bottle and this one is at least 5x as hot as the last one yet it's the same brand
   
   Odd
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra even if it wasn't that hot I expect it'd be pretty hard on your insides though

   
   That's actually a genetic "abnormality," capsaicin is supposed to be totally metabolized before it leaves the stomach
   
   Don't know if you can really call it "abnormal" anymore, I'm the only one I've ever met that doesn't get the shits of fire
6. 2019-08-06 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   care to provide some photographic evidence?
7. 2019-08-06 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No.
8. 2019-08-06 at 9 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   pics
9. 2019-08-07 at 10:59 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn this bottle is hot as FUCK
   
   I can normally eat half a jar in one sitting but I can't eat more than 5 at a time of these ones
10. 2019-08-07 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Drinking really salty shit is really bad for you. Some lady died after downing two big bottles of soy sauce for a toxic cleanse lol
    
    Trust me... I know a lot about drinking salt
11. 2019-08-11 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    you mean bananna pepper...
12. 2019-08-11 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Miss banana peppers aren't hot...
13. 2019-08-11 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Drinking really salty shit is really bad for you. Some lady died after downing two big bottles of soy sauce for a toxic cleanse lol
    
    Trust me… I know a lot about drinking salt

    
    I sip pickle juice. It's the nectar of the gods.
    
    I know it has like 500 grams of sodium every time you look at it but holy fuck is it good. One time i got drunk and drank the whole jar. That was a bad hangover.
    
    I used to hate pickles till I tried them while tripping balls. Weird how that worked out.
14. 2019-08-11 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Drinking pickle juice has its benefits. I swear by it for leg cramps at night.
    
    https://www.google.com/search?q=benefits%20of%20drinking%20pickle%20juice
15. 2019-08-11 at 3:16 AM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Which pickle brand has the best juice, do you think? I'm a huge fan of vlassic
16. 2019-08-11 at 3:28 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Can’t say I’ve looked into it. I just have the Mount Olive brand I get at Wal Mart. I’ve got 2 of the huge jars in there, one mostly juice, the other full of pickles.
    
    Vlasic is the best with the floating bits of garlic and spices in the juice. Mmmmm.