Originally posted by BummyMofo
would you believe me if I said I fucked a hooker in one of those bathrooms on the beach? it was the men's room too. And I think she was homeless
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
You know, of all the crazy places my ex and I used to fuck, I honestly can't say I fucked in a PUBLIC bathroom.
Several private bathrooms, cars, any bed someone made the mistake of leaving as around, a beach on Lake Michigan, empty apartments. Really puts into perspective how little I'm attracted to my wife
Originally posted by DontTellEm
I've had sex in the bathroom of every place I've worked at. Lol. I was just thinking about it, like wtf? Questioning my life SMH :/
I have a pretty large bathroom, it just may be possible for us to have sex in there
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lol actually three times my gf when i was 19 brought me a pez despincer full of xanax, my best friend visted me the next day and pretented to be a patient and sat in a group therapy with me prentending to be a mentalliy ill patient.
One time I took a girl in one and made her try on clothes she liked and lead her to believe I was going to buy her something then she sucked my dick and we had semi loud sex and then I didn't get her anything lol
a couple months ago I fucked a girl in the bathroom of a work placement office I went to to get a job due to my legal situation. I think she came with her face over the toilet. What a fucking pig.
the first time I got laid I put a knife up to my gf's throat because of the movie "choke" thats what she wanted.. her mom ent up coming home and we dressed up really quickly and went to a new house being built and the realator came in while I was trying to cram my dick into her tight 14 year old pussy and we got dressed really quickly and the gont was asking us what we were doing and I told him we're just looking at houses for our parents. He was cool about it so we went to another house in the back yard and I came on her face finally and she had red eye but was into it and i turned around and there was this little girl staring at us and we just left and we went to meet my mom and and dad aftterwards and she put her hair over oover her eye.
she was pretty cool we would skip skool and smoke weed and watch boozoo the clown
Originally posted by POLECAT
funny thing is the cave is just down the road from my home,, pretty sure the nurse is way to old now tho
You know, I almost didn't believe you until you said this
Guys, I wanna hear some nasty ass shit. I was hoping someone would blow my hooker fucking in a dirty men's bathroom at a beach story out of the water. Not none of this "tee hee I fucked at a dressing room ;)" shit
I also fucked a girl in the men's bathroom at a downtown deli once. One of those bathrooms that you enter from outside, from the side of the building, and you have to go inside and ask for a key for it. Really filthy nasty place
Worst one tho was a 7/11 men's bathroom, that place was disgusting as sin and the air felt sticky
