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I have shat three times today

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    The first one was super messy so I took a shower, the second one I forget what that was like but I just took a third and it was super messy but I already showered so I just kept cleaning myself off until I didn't see smudgy brown smell goop on the toilet paper
  2. #2
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    d'nt happen. lying fhagg.
  3. #3
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You need to eat better.
  4. #4
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Obbe You need to eat better.

    What makes you think I don't eat well?
  5. #5
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What makes you think I don't eat well?

    Your shit.
  6. #6
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Obbe Your shit.

    My shit is just fine it's just really messy and smelly
  7. #7
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    ^honest fhagg.
  8. #8
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal My shit is just fine it's just really messy and smelly

    It's really messy and smelly because you're really eating garbage.
  9. #9
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Obbe It's really messy and smelly because you're really eating garbage.

    I eat well
  10. #10
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I eat well

    Your shit begs to differ.
  11. #11
    Perhaps a photo to settle the discussion.
  12. #12
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty d'nt happen. lying fhagg.

    You are feisty today
  13. #13
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    couple of days ago I went to take a shit and I shat one massive turd,, and then I shat again and it was also very impressive so I was sitting there contemplating what I ate that couple produce such a duo of shit when a feelin came over me and I shat one more pretty righteous turd. after that I knew I was NOT full of shit anymore.

    PS,, cleanup wasn't all that bad they were soft calico mud dogs so they slid out without much residew
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Did you get any on your Snuggie?
  15. #15
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps a photo to settle the discussion.

    What? No!
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Shitting is the closest that men can get to having babies.
  17. #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sam: How'd it go?
    Bruce: Felt like I had a baby.
  18. #18
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Hell no. Not even close.
  19. #19
    Technologist victim of incest
    You men are crazy about your shits. It’s like a highlight of your life just to let out a big old log.

    Then ya’ll can’t flush it, you must admire it.

    My son would never flush his shits. He wanted me to see his masterpieces.

    Ya’ll are weird💩
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