I have shat three times today

1. 2019-08-01 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #1
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   The first one was super messy so I took a shower, the second one I forget what that was like but I just took a third and it was super messy but I already showered so I just kept cleaning myself off until I didn't see smudgy brown smell goop on the toilet paper
2. 2019-08-01 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   d'nt happen. lying fhagg.
3. 2019-08-01 at 7:35 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   You need to eat better.
4. 2019-08-01 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Obbe You need to eat better.

   
   What makes you think I don't eat well?
5. 2019-08-01 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What makes you think I don't eat well?

   
   Your shit.
6. 2019-08-01 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Obbe Your shit.

   
   My shit is just fine it's just really messy and smelly
7. 2019-08-01 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   ^honest fhagg.
8. 2019-08-01 at 7:44 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal My shit is just fine it's just really messy and smelly

   
   It's really messy and smelly because you're really eating garbage.
9. 2019-08-01 at 7:45 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Obbe It's really messy and smelly because you're really eating garbage.

   
   I eat well
10. 2019-08-01 at 7:48 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I eat well

    
    Your shit begs to differ.
11. 2019-08-01 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Perhaps a photo to settle the discussion.
12. 2019-08-01 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty d'nt happen. lying fhagg.

    
    You are feisty today
13. 2019-08-01 at 10:14 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    couple of days ago I went to take a shit and I shat one massive turd,, and then I shat again and it was also very impressive so I was sitting there contemplating what I ate that couple produce such a duo of shit when a feelin came over me and I shat one more pretty righteous turd. after that I knew I was NOT full of shit anymore.
    
    PS,, cleanup wasn't all that bad they were soft calico mud dogs so they slid out without much residew
14. 2019-08-02 at 11:25 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Did you get any on your Snuggie?
15. 2019-08-02 at 11:26 AM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps a photo to settle the discussion.

    
    What? No!
16. 2019-08-02 at 11:27 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Shitting is the closest that men can get to having babies.
17. 2019-08-02 at 11:28 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sam: How'd it go?
    Bruce: Felt like I had a baby.
18. 2019-08-02 at 11:30 AM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Hell no. Not even close.
19. 2019-08-02 at 11:31 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    You men are crazy about your shits. It’s like a highlight of your life just to let out a big old log.
    
    Then ya’ll can’t flush it, you must admire it.
    
    My son would never flush his shits. He wanted me to see his masterpieces.
    
    Ya’ll are weird💩